Jimmy

I've said it over and over. Those eyes kill me every single time.

It's been so long I can't remember anymore 😜

*real* Americans?

"Learn the Lesson"

We all make mistakes. We do things we regret. The best tool we have when we misstep is to learn from it.

That's Thanos, 100%

In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.

now that they have a guy in custody that isn't the evil gay abortion loving democrat they were initially blaming, it is important that you not forgot who your friends, family and colleagues showed themselves to be this week

Yesterday: No suspect in custody. "We will jump to the conclusion it was a radical trans leftist, we should persecute all people like this person"

Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".

it’s taking everything i have right now to be the humane person my parents raised

They all asked ChatGPT who the fastest was.

The Performative Unsubscribe Flounce is one of the more baffling attention-seeking mechanisms I've ever run across.

I mean, my man, who do you think you're impressing with your parting words? Who is your audience? It just...confuses me.

We meant what you knew 😜

I'm a habitual quicksave/quickload kinda gamer myself, which is why I've never done a full honor mode run.

I turn on all the other honor mode features, but leave off the single save thing.

If you people start rehabilitating Gavin Newsom over this I will speak the seven secret names of God and end the world

Just saying right now for the public record that you can scream and shame and scold me as much as you like but I am never ever voting for Gavin Newsom for president

Again, Gavin Newsom isn't "caving," this is who he is and who he's always been, a soulless technocrat ghoul with slick hair and a suit. Gavin Newsom is what you'd get if you let Patrick Bateman run for office, he's California's own Ron DeSantis, he isn't doing this stuff by accident

Fuck it.

Monday's cancelled.

Everybody go home.

The Flainish have spread everywhere

I expect that come tomorrow, Balatro and CP2077 are going to feel very neglected for a while.

Also second of all, fuck Newsom.

Newsom is the reason I left the Dem party, and I'll vote for my cat before I ever vote for this piece of shit again.

This is good stuff, Micah. Thank you.

Haven't played it yet, still grieving over my Inquisitor not being the MC. But I'm sure I will at some point.

A painting of a bird beside the text "being an asshole is not a protected class"

Adorable floof ❤️

“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

Lemme know if you figure out the secret.

I'm excellent at focusing on BG3, CP2077, or Stellaris.

Not so much on work. Not in a while.

the most difficult thing for tech nerds to internalize is that endless customization scares the shit out of most people and they would like whatever it is to Just Work

hell, I am a tech nerd and most of the time that’s all I want too