weremicrowave 🔞

I can’t believe this is my second most popular post. ngl I think I’m gonna be saving up for a comm of this goofy shitpost

Reposting this again

thinking about sucking on some Prowl titties right now. < the constructicons all the time probably

Valveplug shitpost

Skumble with Rumble in alt mode getting his reel holes fucked by Skywarp and all his tape gets messed up about it

On that note them being dumbasses and Skywarp trying to fix the tape using his spike in the reel holes again. Just turning rumbles alt mode around on his spike

Just like my gutted piece I know I told you but UAGHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. AND I LOVE THAT YOU MADE HIS VAGINA A PENIS FLYTRAP.

genital ref for @hornyweremicrowave.bsky.social
Comes in either penis or pussy... be careful, it bites!

#genitals #monster #monsterfucking #monsterfucker #furryart #furrynsfw #nsfw #bodyhorror #commission #nsfwcommission #commissionsopen

the smell, the sound, the feel…. Again the safe alternative would be very similar

I’m having too much fun thinking about this, this thought train started with me being sad about the planes at the aviation museum being a little rusted and then turned very horny.

energon flow to the rusted areas so it’s relatively safe. ofc theres also people who’d use safer alternatives to cultivating real rust in them. Also what if there’s a whole cleaning fetish about it. the way the rust has to be roughly scrubbed to be taken off before it makes a part fall off,

What if their insides can rust…. And what if theres mods to make it safe to consume rust because of the whole scab eating thing and there’s a whole thing with people cultivating rust inside them in non vital areas specifically to get their insides eaten to be replaced.… its not like theres much

horny cannibalism. Do you think some freaks invent a safe alternative you can like spray on with the same aesthetic so people aren’t getting paralyzed because they’re just letting the rust spread. What if theres guides on how to let the real deal spread safely + when and how it needs to be cleaned

hey do you guys think some cybertronians have a rust kink. Like enjoying rust on others or themselves, the way it makes it hard to move,the smell. the way the metal feels.
Do you think some casually eat it like some people eat scabs, both real rust and the safe alternative btw and yes this includes

Robogore , uhhhh erotic cannibalism , self harm ish ? The robots are letting rust grow on them for horny reasons and some of them let it go too far and get paralyzed. No one dies in this horny train of thought post

I know I already told you but I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!

guro art for @hornyweremicrowave.bsky.social
i always love getting horny over guts, Jack is a little too happy about this
[he/they/it]

#guro #gore #nsfw #furryart #nsfwfurry #blood

Boostinggg I have 189 bucks now! Thank you all so so much <3

finally colored this fucker, ended up going in a much different direction than I initially planned but I really like it! Now I need to draw and color his bits so I can eventually get porn with him

Boosting!

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Hey guys its that time of the month- Im in need of money to pay rent! Im raising 300 again [unless I hear back from my govt, then I only need 250]. I take commissions and donos!

You can find samples of my work & pay over on ko-fi!

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Foto meme de um tipo de efeito dominó em que as peças ficam gradativamente maiores, um homem esta prestes a derrubar a peça menor onde o texto diz em inglês "learning to draw" (aprendendo a desenhar) e na peça maior no final da fileira o texto diz "everybody knowing what your fetishes are" (todo mundo descobrindo quais seus fetiches são).

I understand how that autocorrect happened but why did it happen

I regret to inform everyone that this was not just a passing fancy I’very been thinking about him a lot lately. and I’m this close to getting porn of him and my sona god help me

god I should be making out sloppy with Ironhide instead of dealing with all.. *gestures vaguely to the horrors* that

Least. Sorry Buddy I’m nearly too horny to function so you get the gift of being completely too horny to function. Yaaaaay.

I’m so tired of evil boner (hypersexuality + persistent genital arousal disorder) I’ve been pretty much nonstop horny for 5 days and orgasming doesn’t fix it and doesn’t feel very satisfying if anything it makes it worse. Anyways my sona suffers too I’m making him go into rut every three months at

feeling a certain way about G1 Wheeljack lately, he gives me cuteness aggression and I need to suck his spark out through his spike about it

Hey guys I had to spend the saved up amount on food and laundry detergent so im out of money again. I NEED this money before the first, my roommate is already threatening to kick me out despite paying on time every other month ive been here

Thinking about milking robot titties…

the concept of frotting and scissoring at the same time... 🫠💭
🔆 #nsfw #valveplug

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Hey guys, I need money for rent once again.. so im taking donos and sfw commissions!! if youre interested at all pls go to my ko-fi!

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Tw F slur

Everytime I see a homophobic transformers fan I’m like “what are you doing here? This is fag central“