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Chrontendo Episode 54 (00:55:39)

2 tired 2 poop.

Dear members of the Senate: if you vote to confirm Mullin to run DHS, people should absolutely hold you personally responsible for every atrocity ICE and CBP carry out under his leadership.

If you missed the chance to see DOGE's Justin Fox stonewall on the definition of DEI during a deposition, here you go:

under the plain terms of any known and accepted moral framework, the nation of israel is definitionally completely and totally out of control. rampaging horde type shit at this point

An image showing a tanker dropped off on one side of a landmass at the start of a trolley problem leading to two pickup points, circumventing the closed strait of hormuz

Could this be a solution?

I feel like there couldn't have been a worse president for the time than Carter.

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

The Mayor's Office wants a more affordable New York for game developers (and everyone else)

aftermath.site/nyc-mayors-off...

18 Dems just voted *today* for Trump’s agenda. Does it make sense yet why they’re so unpopular?

Blue MAGA be like.

An anti-abortion protestor screaming through a megaphone directly into the face of a pro-choice protestor. The latter's face is about what you would expect.

There are a lot of pics I have accumulated over the years that make me laugh every time I see them, but the context sucks so usually I hold back on posting them. Anyway, here's one.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Men who shout at hotels are not protecting women Far-right groups protest about asylum accommodation in Aberdeen, claiming to be protecting women, but they regularly target women for abuse

"Seeing an attractive woman on our side, they describe her being gang raped by asylum seekers. After the hotel riots last year, 41% of those arrested had been previously reported for domestic violence. We recognise the anger in the men behind the barriers. We’ve seen it before."

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

The Simpsons Principal Skinner with a big blue D for a face asking himself am I out of touch? Then deciding that no, it is the daily increasing number of voters opposed to war and imperialism who are wrong

Can Democrats learn lol let's find out I guess

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

CNN's Kasie Hunt: Do you expect the confirmation of Markwayne Mulling to be bipartisan?

Sen. Peter Welch (D-VT): "Well, Markwayne is -- he's respected, he‘s honest and he‘s competent... people respect Markwayne."

Hunt: "Hmm, interesting."

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking .

“It’s obvious Germany is the chaotic ur-mother, a chthonic force that confounds all meaning and won’t call me back after a second date. And Prussia… [cries briefly] Prussia is the ordering principle, the egoic sovereign, that cleans up its room and gets the German people pregnant.”

Sorry Reuters you’ve already been scooped by No Shit Magazine

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

“Good morning I just got borned”

screenshot of jurassic park where dennis nedry and the dilophosaurus get to know each other

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the duplicitous programmer dennis nedry and bluesky users as the heroic dilophosaurus creature.

rederick Haynes speaks during an event held by the Poor People’s Campaign on the steps of the Texas State Capitol on July 31, 2021 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Rick Kern/Getty Images for MoveOn) Outspoken Pro-Palestinian Pastor Wins Primary to Replace Crockett in House

Frederick Hanes III, "A pro-Palestine pastor[,] has won the Democratic primary to fill the House seat in Texas that will be left behind by the pro-Israel Rep. Jasmine Crockett" www.commondreams.org/news/haynes-...