FEMA Camp Valedictorian

They all voted for a J6 attendee back in november, why would voting for another bother them?

bruh this is legit 10x my rent

What was he thinking with that outfit. Go to a tailor you lazy bum!

we need to drop tungsten rods from space onto the UK

at least this means that florida will be completely submerged

i support AI waifus because that means there's less competition

Its crazy how it took 5 months for the sheriffs office to start an investigation. Maybe is not just a few bad apples, but a spoiled orchard.

If he's staying with family then he probably doesn't need to pay for anything other than the round-trip tickets. I don't think Cuomo has friends to visit, otherwise he'd know this.

You are a pedo. you cannot compel or coerce me to not call you a pedo that likes to abduct children.

the biggest problem here is that caveat is not a big word, its 6 letters

They weren't tricked, it was the third time trump was on the ballot! they chose to believe nasty lies because they are nasty people.

MDS wont prevent 1st strike, they nullify the enemy's 2nd strike. This makes the 1st strike more likely. "They are getting their shield up so lets attack now". Both the US and Soviets agreed to limit MDS on these grounds. But Israelis are superhumans for whom recent political history need not apply.

Sorry AOC, but missile intersection systems are not defensive and do not lower the temperature. Throughout the Cold War, both the US and the Soviets limited their development and deployment of missile defense systems. Both sides interpreted MDS as a means to nullify a retaliatory 2nd strike

"Where is the Palestinian Mandela?"
Thank you for acknowledging that Israel is ran by Botha

"Where is the Palestinian Mandela?"
Where is the Israeli De Klerk?

He voted for the wind, now he must inaugurate the whirlwind

Wishing you all a happy Federal Occupation Day from sunny southern California

its crazy how obama's jizya generates so much revenue that trump cannot touch it.

"i was tricked into thinking that foreigners pay the tariff" - Guy that will choose to believe literally anything

20 year old child soldier

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Hey Eric, Thomas Jefferson had a special Bible commissioned that only included the story of Jesus without any magic: no immaculate conception, no miracles, no resurrection. Jefferson was not a Christian. Do you trust Thomas Jefferson to represent our views?

Hey Eric, could you please elaborate on why you think that I am incapable of representing the American people solely on my lack of religious affiliation. please ensure that your response acknowledges that many of our founding fathers were non-christian deists and, thus, similarly lacking and unfit

Ken Burns is too busy sucking Clarence Thomas off at Bohemian Grove

i've talked to a lot of trump voters, they have no idea that immigrants are asked if they've struggled with alcoholism in the citizenship test.

"C'mon big dawg, lets go home" - 2 drunk friends stumbling home together
"C'mon big man, lets go home" - we are banging
"C'mon big guy, lets go home" - your friend just vomited on the dancefloor

Here's another thing that'll make you go insane: the American right hates the HPV vaccine because they think that STIs (and cervical cancer from HPV) are punishments you deserve for having "the wrong" kind of sex. No wonder they are framing hep B as an STI in the original post.

They will have our eternal curse

I had no idea the EFF would run someone in nyc