Paul Byrne

Does anyone who's left X / Twitter ever regret it?

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If you've never watched Sapphire and Steel you have until the end of the day.

A seagull drinks from a container marked “DOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.”

every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos

I've developed an unexpected desire to listen to BBC Radio 3 and Radio 4.

What can this mean?

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Failed last year....

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Am I old because I remember this?

#FACup

STANKA POOH Doechii · Alligator Bites Never Heal · Song · 2024

Probably my favourite song title ever for very juvenile reasons!

open.spotify.com/track/1mMVC8...

DOUBLE WHAMMY

Love this poem by Joseph Fasano #FuckAI

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Between crooked spire and sloping stone angel, lies a territory of sorcery. For not only is the boneyard a place of talking to the dead, it is a home to grim guardians and workroom for witches who want to toad-plough graves. – George Kindred, 'Witch County,' 1970

Purchased 1983

Jenny Holzer, Untitled, 1979
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1121468

Yes, libraries are invaluable for their collections and public services they offer, but also social contact without the expectation to interact with anyone or spend any money is so important to so many people

A cover of Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves that says "Herr Dumpidump by Roger Hargreaves" and with an illustration of Herr Dumpidump looking especially dumpidumpish (forgive me but I can't stop repeating the word dumpidump... DUMPIDUMP!)

My six favourite European Mr Men character names...

6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump

Occasionally

Torquay Alien Invasion June 2022 YouTube video by The Paul Byrne Comedy Spectacle

👽 This is my short documentary about aliens. In Torquay. 👽

youtu.be/TRfARYNfB4Q?...

Remembering Peter Cook, born this day in 1937.

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Just deleted the X app 👽

Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around: Amazon.co.uk: Byrne, Paul: 9781739247690: Books Buy Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around by Byrne, Paul (ISBN: 9781739247690) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

This is my memoir:

"A fascinating account of a career in the police - full of tragic and hilarious stories all shot through with Byrne’s wonderful appreciation of the absurdity of life" - Arthur Smith.

Call The Police: There's a Comedian Around amzn.eu/d/g7UJOna

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"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once."
- Terry Pratchett.

#fungi #mushrooms #mushroomhunting
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When I first started gaming!

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Might start posting. Is it good here?