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kirk van houten race car bed statement

I fucking hate you

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

I'm sorry but this just made me laugh 😭😭

Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? 10:45 PM · Apr 27, 2023

Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.

I remember when AOC authoritatively stated that the correct term was "skeet"

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

Dude rocks

How to Crash a Back The Blue Rally YouTube video by Professional Douche

Oh my god lol this guy rules actually

Even entertaining the idea that you can get addicted to gooning, I’ll never let society trick me into being ashamed of the one addiction where the primary consequences are a healthy heart & a long life

But don’t take it from me. Take it from Ernest Borgnine, who beat his meat for 95 years straight

Like come the fuck ok that’s a deal on ice cream, not like we built a whole ass warship dedicated to providing the stuff in WW2

My favorite part of this was he was one of their only people who looked mostly normal if you didn't notice he was three feet tall. Now he looks like the lost fifth Marx brother who got kicked out for being too racist even in the 1930s.

Buncha old coots taking the Missouri out to fight the aliens had me hooting and hollering

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Spider man cage match “that’s a cute opinion. Did [Jeffery Epstein mugshot] give it to you?”

does this mean we get to post pig shit on balls and goatse again?

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

I'm gonna put two bottles of veuve clicquot in one of those beer helmets and ride on my bicycle in my undies

Defo gonna be keeping an eye out, sounds amazing

nope

Red beans and rice with fresh onion, peppers, garlic, celery, and a pound of andouille plus hot sauce and cheese to taste is what my mom taught me

They should’ve called it Honest Dave’s Missionary Style Rice n Fixins

Spider man cage match “that’s a cute opinion. Did [Jeffery Epstein mugshot] give it to you?”

🤌🤌😩😩💨

no, plane beers for flightBut,

yes if it’s the lil carty tug boi

Jason Kelce has Garage Beers (cool, fun, tasty beverage for drinking with the boys) and Travis Kelce has Taylor Swift (boring, shitty music, destroying the planet with her private jet, hates her fans)

I mean between the New Orleans of it all and a guy playing the trumpet, that’s giving “ethnic” to Randall from assend Nebraska

a man is standing on the side of the road in front of a police car with a license plate that starts with the letter t. Alt: Benicio del Toro in one battle after another doing his little hands-up dancey dance backwards on the side of the road in front of a police car

just a few small beers