I bought a gallon of real milk today. I feel like a vagabond.
I bought a gallon of real milk today. I feel like a vagabond.
Someone should remake The Fast Runner and itβs really just me fast-walking in late to the function.
Polar bear nightmare szn.
We run this shit.
Iβm bout to leave the group chat bc my sisters donβt even watch what I send and then they send ME videos Iβve already sent THEM. Dishonor. β¦Pray for me.
New day. New wordle.
I bet that 4-day cleanse gave me shingles.π
I read a recent environmental study on the Teshekpuk caribou herd that weather and insect harassment significantly influence caribou movement. Weather and insect harassment influence my movements too.
These magpies run this block.
Best tan Iβve gotten so far is in the northernmost city in America. Bye.
Secured the bag. π― The mikiΔ‘aq bag.
You wish, shiifish.
Imma need a met gala look with beaded hair
People that cut you off on the road when youβre a safe one-car distance from the person in front of you wipe back to front.
Somebody getting dragged in the comments for a bogus Aqpik berry post is giving me life today.
A spoon full of seal oil a dayβ¦keeps the f*bois away.
Just wanna say Tom Cod added me on fb and itβs the greatest thing in this sick world π
It happened. I took a nap after work and woke up tammaΕa thinking it was 6am time to get up for work.
Amos ordered a panini from the writers block and keeps calling it his βpanniiΓ±β
screenshotting my DoorDash photo of my front yard bc itβs cute with food dropped off
Sometimes I wonder if godβs punishing me for not sharing enough of my maktak.
I just wanna say βgame trail,β once, unironically in my life π
Somebody should remake Tracy Chapmanβs Fast Car to Fast Snow Machine.
Shucks, I was going to co-emcee the Healthy Alaska Natives Foundation Ravenβs Ball π¦ββ¬ tonightβ¦but Iβm not healthy enough. π₯² If youβre sick, stay home folks!
This is my third time getting sick in three months. What the helly.
DMV be poppin with folks tryna get their ID-piaqβ¦Real ID.
Noooooo
Marked safe from losing trivia so bad last nightπ
The IΓ±upiaq urge to pull up my siΓ±i before I sit down.