sam

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

judge my mood by my stance

bought the rots novelisation today because i love to hurt and suffer

switching the bedrooms round cause we finished the walls on the new one (finally) and man i really wish i didn’t overheat within like three minutes of doing something cause it’d make diy a lot easier

Some people experience scromiting after a bowl of delicious full fat creamy vanilla ice cream, on account of the lactose. So when are we getting on Big Milk’s dangers?

over 30 selfie thread

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why the FUCK is there a US flag flying at amsterdam rai?

there’s a fash xtian lecture in town tomorrow about how inclusivity is bad with bonus fash pundit AND 14 words afrikaner guests.

and the local rainbow group just wants to protest peacefully and respectfully.

the kicker is that this is just a fairly small, polite little hickey that happened to escape its covering. not like when i first started dating Lu and i’d look like i’d been mauled by a wild animal with no hopes of covering with anything less than a turtleneck :’)

sure, had this been a formal setting i would have taken care to cover up, but this is a dance class, and in the past we’ve spoken about polyamory and touched on various mature topics so like girl CALM DOWN I’M A MARRIED ADULT!

woman at dancing asked if i had a hickey peeking out the edge of my shirt’s neckline (it was) and then went on about how she thought it was kind of embarrassing and her and her partner only do that to troll the other and like ???

ok queen good for you or sorry to hear but i don’t have your hangups

very funny that blizz saw the success of arcane and went “i bet we can make something legally distinct out of this” cause between junkrat’s mythic and the current “magepunk” stuff? that’s straight up arcane babes

the man knows he’s about!

local weed shoppe loves an occasion for a freebie and god i love it when they add a cookie because while their usual cookies are… underbaked. stodgy.

the cookies they do for freebies are beautifully crisp vanilla biscuit. they smell like a hug. i want the uninfused recipe for these.

looking at election results i have to thank the other 152 people who voted the same as me in our city, you the real ones.

wacht maar tot je bossche bol hebt gehad bestie

well, you know, a creator always leaves a little bit of themselves in their work… which is to say my characters are pretty reliably monster- and robotfuckers, and occasionally monsters themselves

The killing blow on Rey Dau, a yellow gold dragon monster, struck from behind with a large hammer to the nutsack.

aw nuts. slapped him so hard he died.

A photo of a fat white person with long wavy hair and a melancholic square face leans on a balustrade overlooking a quiet Yokohama street, concrete and grass. They are turned towards the viewer, and are wearing all black.

look at this cool photo i took of @lunellum.bsky.social in yokohama back in march ❤️🌸

disability office made a report based on a 2013 medexam claiming i can work 30-32hrs a week.

gonna make a list of what i managed to do last week. do you think if i add a third shower that’ll make a difference? or maybe i should lie and say i still do taichi so it’s 6hrs instead of 5hrs.

yes, no?

oh real. i do think it’s a better estimate (the 10-15 is so people don’t start out hackles raised “you’re an alarmist” style :’)) but it’s pretty bleak when people who work in govt say that shit to you

she ALSO thought my “don’t scare the normies” estimate of 10-15 years to another huge war was very optimistic, putting it closer to 5 years herself. i mean. at least she’s honest but wow if ppl working on govt say this shit it’s very dire

she said it because we were talking about the political climate and apparently the disability office is also starting to notice changes in policy coming in from above, but man. the dystopia of it all. consider what you like doing while you’re still allowed a choice.

love the twice a year calls with the disability office

today’s quote: “you know, you’ve got so many talents, let’s see if we can do something with one of those while you’re still allowed choice”

i’m really enjoying west coast swing, and am starting to be able to just vibe to the music rather than count along to keep things flowing. there IS the issue of wires crossing heavily once i start thinking about what kind of move to do next instead of just vibing, but we’ll get there

if i had a nickle for every time men approach me despite me looking Like This i’d have several nickels which like it’s not enough to buy anything but it’s still an amount of change i’m like “where do i pawn this off”

today while chatting after dance practice i mentioned my ex, and one girl went “wait, sorry, i didn’t mean to assume!” and when i mentioned comphet she went “oh yeah ok, makes sense, cause you are the gayest looking lesbian i’ve ever seen”

finally someone who fucking appreciates my efforts!

[solemn weird dog handshake] you’re so real for this

hot tip for everyone else who like me is home a lot and wants nice pants that LOOK like hard pants (for looking dressed) but are actually soft pants (comfy for at home): the uniqlo:u brushed sweats.

if styled right you can just go from couch potato to “hello i’m a functioning human” real fast

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