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Digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune. Runner Up, 2025 FIFA Peace Prize

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12.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

How is the rate of fresh hells somehow accelerating?

Did someone fall asleep on the fresh-hell-generator lever?

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

This is hilarious, & painfully accurate. *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you this is from Reason magazine

11.03.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Powerful MAGA

11.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

guys don’t worry, it’s not officially a war until green day releases 2 american 2 idiot

08.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gonna Say ItΒ Again It’s rough out there. Not gonna lie, today was hard to read the news. Again. Practice self-care. Do what you must to keep yourselves sane. If that means you need to check out of MPS for a while, we get it. No hard feeling’ mmm’k? We will be here when you return. We are totes in this together, and we are here for each other.

Gonna Say ItΒ Again

It’s rough out there. Not gonna lie, today was hard to read the news. Again. Practice self-care. Do what you must to keep yourselves sane. If that means you need to check out of MPS for a while, we get it. No hard feeling’ mmm’k? We will be here when you return. We are totes in…

11.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Marco Rubio’s Florida Bestie Is an Accused β€˜Foreign Agent’ Set to Go on Trialβ€” With Rubio On the Witness List David Rivera and Rubio bought a house in Tallahassee when they were coming up together in Florida politics. But he’s been a headache for the secretary of state ever since, and now he could be one for ...

The legal bomb that's poised to go off in Trumpland.

Marco Rubio's BFF is an accused foreign agent and money launderer. His trial is about to start β€” and Rubio is on the witness list.

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1454 πŸ” 635 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 33

"The near-omnipotence of the president allows revenge fantasies in which unjust past rejection is meaningless because the divorce guy they’ve attached themselves to has almost infinite power."

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Historically, wars start with huge public support.

Trump couldn’t even clear half the country.

41%

That’s not β€œrally around the flag.” That’s America saying this war looks like a reckless stunt that’s going to cost us all.

11.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 838 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 19

As yes, air puff test at the optometrist, we meet again. πŸ’¨πŸ’¨

It’s like looking into Satan’s anus and being shocked every time it farts on you.

10.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When Trump started the war with Iran, Iran was as close to developing a nuclear weapon as Trump’s GOP was to developing a healthcare plan.

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Can I just say: As weary as you may feel, do not turn away from the degradation and desecrations, the violations and the violence. This is what the lawless Trump regime hopes--that our fatigue will make it easier for them to consolidate their power.

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1062 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 20

Trump bombs

10.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, it's way too early, but not too early to ask for your questions for The Will Bunch Newsletter that drops later today

If there was ever a moment for questions about what is happening in America, it would be now. so fire away

10.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

The straits of Hormuz are closed and the mideast is on fire and crude oil is surging but the dow is up 200 right now because our entire fucking economy is not based on numbers or reality but a fucking vibe felt by a bunch of coked up douchebags on Wall Street

09.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don’t think people realize what accepting the dehumanization of other people does to you. It’s like a soul sickness. You may get everything you want in life and you’d still be better off dead than being alive and approving of the violent suffocation of a people’s lives.

08.06.2024 16:45 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

If I understand correctly, the thing propping up the global economy is Wall Street’s collective belief that a man whose father, wife, and daughter we killed would not want to do anything that would impact our 401ks to us and will make a deal so Mr. Trump can have a good midterm.

09.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 880 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, β€œΕƒMIMMS1ØN ACΔžΕ’MPLISSHEP”

09.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2836 πŸ” 388 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9
09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 6046 πŸ” 1390 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 27
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Trump says deploying U.S. ground forces in Iran 'on the table' The U.S. Ambassador to the UN Confirmed That the U.S. Has 'Troops and Assets That Are Focused on Seizing Weapons of Mass Destruction if Needed and if So Ordered,' as Senator Lindsey Graham Urged Arab ...

www.haaretz.com/us-news/2026...

As someone who served (volunteered); it bothers me to think of a five-time draft deferment - privileged man w/fake medical send forces to launch a ground invasion.

Doesn’t take courage to sit behind a desk w/walls laden with gold to order brave men to harm’s way.

08.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me on The Hal Sparks Radio Program Mega-Worldwide In these evil times -- especially if you spend much of the day behind a keyboard -- it’s easy to start thinking you’re alone out in th...

driftglass.blogspot.com/2026/03/me-o...

08.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 13335 πŸ” 5038 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 246

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

08.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 5331 πŸ” 1801 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 142
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08.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Screenshot of a November 1, 2024 tweet from Stephen Miller (https://x.com/StephenM/status/1852364946195296620) reading as follows: "To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace."

Screenshot of a November 1, 2024 tweet from Stephen Miller (https://x.com/StephenM/status/1852364946195296620) reading as follows: "To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala’s top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace."

They told me if I voted for Kamala Harris, the United States would launch a war in the Middle Eastβ€”and they were right!

08.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
Kristi Noem in a Shield Of the Americas leather superhero outfit giving hand signals to Corey Lewandowski, who's wearing a green polyester superhero outfit with a giant red letter C on his chest

Kristi Noem in a Shield Of the Americas leather superhero outfit giving hand signals to Corey Lewandowski, who's wearing a green polyester superhero outfit with a giant red letter C on his chest

Special Envoy To The Shield Of The Americas, Kristi Noem, Trains Her Sidekick To Respond To Hand Signals

08.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

CBS shows have a tendency toward someone telling another character what a good person they are. No matter what, they always believe in each other.

Oh, and someone's always "going through some stuff".

08.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd wait for fuel prices to come do- heyyy, hang on, mister!

08.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0