Danny Lancaster

Happy Birthday.x
47 for me in a few weeks. May as well nail the lid shut.

Boom time for the taxidermy lads too stocking up on cheap material.

I’m sure there’s a thimble baron out there just waiting to attach a Victorian Silver to your Chatelaine.

Meet people through your hobbies. You’ve immediately got something in common then!

Any Red Squirrel action?

Thinking of all the lads starting the Christmas Shopping today. Go well boys and please find time for a dinnertime pint.

Is there a more Heartburn inducing snack out there than a big bag of Frazzles? I doubt it. 😫

Not as bad as Discharge.

Shithouse behaviour. Buy a Kestrel and listen to Chonkinfeckle Songs at once.

I am 100% gonna win over £1000 on this Brighton v Southampton game tonight. Requestabet wankers.

She would love a babbys yed, chips, peas and curry I teckon

Bought this from my local @tescoofficial.bsky.social store today and its absolutely ruined Thanksgiving for us. Only £5000 of vouchers could rectify this situation. (Compo-face)

Insert a lightsabre up my hoop while I hum Star Spangled Banner Dad. 👍🏻

Line them up like soldiers, then whack a cheese slice on top, add another layer of sticks. The slice keeps everything together.👌🏼

It is. I stopped there recently. Beautiful spot.

Best place on Earth.

Cooked kids teas tonight (chicken tikka skewers and wedges) while she’s going work. Stood over me tutting and generally being a twat.
Both lads fucking lapped it up.
Have that ya fucker!! 😎

Oh for fucks sake, Vorderman is on here too. 🙈 [slams door shut]