Dr. Nguyen Van Thoc

Downward facing dong

He stole it from Klaus

With a younger, angrier Ayatollah Khamenei*

That darn Hunter Biden he’s at it again

Fusili Jerry

Beat them with a rubber hose, got
It

Somehow we went from spelling potato wrong ends a presidential bid to electing a guy who makes up words. Mutilization??

Don’t forget that that buy children. I can’t think of a better reason to not have billionaires than nobody should have enough money to buy children to abuse, rape, and murder and see zero consequences bc they’ve also bought the system.

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god " ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "

Jfc what a butt

I thought that was Jack Lemmon

Sheeeeit I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already

Let’s pre-start a gofundme for the first journalist to ask him “have you stopped raping kids since you had Jeffery Epstein killed?” in front of a tv camera

I’m always amazed at how they never quite seem to get it that the rest of the world is not as stupid as the MAGA base.

Bout to go somewhere else and put up some All-Pro level seasons w/ the right usage and scheme

AOC: The Pentagon has not passed an audit, and they are out here trying to kick people with disabilities off of Medicaid. It is corruption that is stealing from the public coffers — and that is the actual waste, fraud, and abuse.

“But half the people we’re killing agree with us” is the best they can come up with.

@jaketapper.bsky.social has the journalistic value of Jerry Springer but with zero balls

Taijuan Walker, or as he's known in international sporting events due to an agreement with China, Chinese Taipei Walker

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you’re a shitstain on the underwear of history

Amazing what you can accomplish when you’re being fed info by Russia that’s been received directly from Trump and Tulsi.

Ill be your friend

I’ve been saying Mountcastle (among others like Urias, Hays, Santander) should be moved for 3 years. But Alonso is the reason Mayo isn’t at 1st. With a roster that includes Rutschman, Basallo, and Tyler Oniel there’s not many available DH appearances available even without Mountcastle

Shocking that an administration that gave access to our social security data to someone named “Big Balls” is treating war in such an unserious manner.

That was a close play at 1st for a guy with 70 grade arm strength who fielded it cleanly. Unless he has a 100th percentile arm for a 16yo, that’s probably a take the out at 3rd and eat it play for a HS kid. Smart play would be pump to first and see if you catch the other runner taking a big turn.

Are you forgetting about Pete Alonso?

Just wait til the false flag terrorism events start happening. They’ll likely be at places like schools, post offices, government buildings and then they’ll start pushing the “it’s too unsafe for people to be out in large crowds for an election to take place” narrative.

I bet CNN doesn’t mention that any intel Russia has is probably coming directly from Tulsi and Trump

Aside from the obvious “Dems fold again” headlines, why isn’t anyone talking about how insane it is that they have to try to pass a measure to reign in AN ILLEGAL FUCKING WAR? Our goose is cooked when it comes to American democracy as laid out in the Constitution.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

And by hoping for it we mean actively planning false flags