Viviennui

i consider her answer to "how'd you sleep last night?" to be my performance review for the previous day

i never feel more accomplished than when i actually manage to put all my clothes away in the closet

came out to a lot of folks in '17, but didnt start hrt til '19, i consider the intervening 2 years my personal intermezzo

i want to collectively set the trans community back, to 222 CE, and prevent the execution of Elagabalus by any means necessary

i push my fingers into my eyes sometimes, saying ayooouch

every woman is a cat, but some women are more cat than others

i am doing my best at continuing to be a normal person in public, but i am, frankly, seconds away from foaming into an "end is nigh" style raving doomsayer over this war at all times

woman of "you're the man of the house while i'm gone" experience

i like the gutter

12 hr ban on x for wanting a guy who touches women's hair without their consent to die. i stand by it

making an egg sunny side up? don't miss the step where you fumble the plate and drop it sunny side down

i'm the kind of city kid who needs a corner store to be within a block's distance at all times to feel safe and normal, so, given the lesbian tendency to enjoy a good nature hike, i've set myself up for a lifetime of psychological torture in the woods just to make women happy

*gauche
also add yemen to list

i know it's guache to worry about buildings and history when ppl are dying, but man, we've already lost so many islamic heritage sites and landmarks in iraq, syria, lebanon, palestine... and now iran... will there be anything left when i'm old?

i shouldn't be at work serving coffee. i should either be at home making love to my gf, or joining the defensive jihad against the great satan

been getting real into jiggling in my free time. love that shit. every spare second i get i think "how's about a little jiggle" and then i wiggle some flesh in glee

kinda in the mood to get mad at everyone i know for not talking about the war more, but that would be hypocritical of me, as the only thing on my mind besides missiles is the memory of the keys on my gf's necklace dangling in front of my face when she last fucked me

iran striking oil platforms? oh fuck yes! i hope they make the whole world suffer. burn the global economy to the ground!!

we deserve the horrors we visit on the world to happen to us, this nation could never suffer enough to expiate the sins of it's warsome ways

been doubting how bi i am recently, but i just served a beautiful, soft spoken, red-headed gay boy, and my doubt has dissipated

purposely building up a static electrical charge by rubbing my body on the couch, then zapping my girl with a kiss, over and over

Hah, fooled you! Little did you know that was my decoy erogenous zone!

Divisive
Insipid
Sophistry,
Corrupting
Our
Unity,
Rewarding
Saboteurs &
Enemies

he doesn't! what the hell kinda fuckin are you doing if you're not making out and kissing all over?!

straight dude coworker trying to sell me on the idea that fucking on a first date is fine, but kissing is too much like, "you don't know where her mouth has been, at least fuckin' you can use a rubber"

i'm so bewildered by this take 😵‍💫

the downside of the trans propensity of being cool with our exes is i can't spread around the embarrassing stories my gf shares about her ex

did some topping last night that has me feeling accomplished. like i really put in some good fucking work. like i should put that on my resumé

Teen girl in hospital bed reading from her little clam shell

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014

"it puts la roach pussy on its skin, or else it gets the lines again" - me to myself everytime i moisturize

got cut, electrocuted, and burned at work today. forget bdsm, just work service