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10.03.2026 01:57
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“I’m shocked, shocked to find gambling going on here!”
Right. But the seats…that’s where the value is. And if you rock that sweet, sweet boat too hard, you might lose that seat, and with it, the cushiest job you’ll ever have.
$$$ got something to do with it.
An insignificant upgrade from a ‘strongly worded letter.’
I stand (respectfully) corrected.
“Ain’t no time to wonder why…”
Not electing Kamala Harris was the biggest fuck this country has ever upped.
Too soon?
(Singing) Well it’s one, two, three Country Joe is dead…
Sometimes you just have to put your head under the bed and take a nap.
So what’s being done about it? Nothing? Okay, cool, cool.
Trump eying our nuclear stockpile like it’s a tipsy 14-yr-old.
My evergreen post.
Thinking the same.
“Raises questions”*
*Proves ICE lied
71, and yeah.
And tarantulas
I’ll see your cat, and raise you a dog.
‘Seems’ to contradict?
I’m sure the Senator’s back is sore from all the patting it got from his fellow Republicans.
Disney film: You make your boyfriend go check out the noise. It’s a delightful family of raccoons!
Action film: Rather than wake your Delta Force boyfriend, you go alone, and get kidnapped by terrorists!
Adult film: You ignore the noise and fuck your boyfriend. And his sister!
Bless you! Anxiety, here. From 17 to 68. That’s when I met my bang-up therapist. Cool runnings, now.
Whoever coined the term, ‘fat bong rip’ should get a plaque on the wall of the US Capitol.
Copy should read, “Clueless CEO…”
I died inside.
“Swear to God, I’ll hit you so hard with this little hammer!”
Excellent use of ‘fatuous.’
What would make anyone even think this might possibly be tr— oh, that’s right. He’s an adjudicated rapist.