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Writer and VCFA WCYA alum. Neurodivergent blerd who loves all things fantasy, horror, critters, books, and the weird. Currently a New Yorker, formerly a Chicagoan, always a Bostonian. Sometimes a zombie hunter.

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Did the FBI miss this killer the same way they missed the Catholic school killer? How long before we learn that the killer posted his manifesto on WikiHow/Reddit/Discord?

And why isnโ€™t the National Guard en route to Utah w/ an assassin on the loose?

11.09.2025 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sheโ€™s out!! They have released Ozturk from ICE custody!

09.05.2025 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 52487 ๐Ÿ” 8640 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 955 ๐Ÿ“Œ 647

Fake summer is here today, gonna be almost 80 degrees in NYC. I turned on the AC & the pigeons nesting on it gave me a look like, โ€œexcuse me, it is March, you canโ€™t evict us until June.โ€

29.03.2025 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m officially about to start at my FIRST full time salary job! Iโ€™m 40. One day Iโ€™ll go in about how being #autistic and #neurodivergent can make securing a FT job incredibly difficult or how many of us struggle with under- and unemployment, but for now Iโ€™m just grateful to get some bills paid off.

18.02.2025 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real talk: โ€œHandlebarsโ€ by Flobots has been hitting way differently than it did when it was first released. Especially those last few stanzas. They have a โ€œParable of the Sowerโ€-type energy thatโ€™s got me worried.

31.01.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you told me 10 years ago that the GOP would bully an corp., pardon cop-beaters, be okay w/ pdf files, deport Cubans, or attack a Bishop for preaching the word, Iโ€™d call you a liar. Yet all these things happened in the past 9 days. Imagine how much further theyโ€™ll devolve in another 1,400 daysโ€ฆ

29.01.2025 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole Selena Gomez thing is confusing me. People are mad at her for speaking up and not speaking up at the exact same time. I swear, if I was a celebrity, I would only use social media to promote my shit and nothing else.

28.01.2025 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really wish there were more news outlets willing to report on this current mess without hiding pertinent information behind paywalls. Itโ€™s really telling how outwardly conservative news outlets donโ€™t have them &, as a result, are more likely to be the ones most linked to and read.

28.01.2025 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question: has bird flu always been this bad? Iโ€™m a millennial that was born in the 80โ€™s and I donโ€™t ever remember a time my mom came home angrily from the store because eggs had tripled in price. Donโ€™t know if thatโ€™s a me thing or a โ€œeverything is worse now because of climate changeโ€ thing.

23.01.2025 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this or why this even needs to be said, but here goes *deep breath*: #autism is NOT a valid excuse to be racist, misogynistic, anti-Semitic, and/or just an overall problematic dick. STOP blaming shitty behavior on autism! Some people are just shitty.

21.01.2025 01:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2, 4, and 8 for me

20.01.2025 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing that always confuses & confounds me as an #autistic #neurodivergent adult is figuring out how many times should you say hello to someone. I went from never saying hello unless greeted first to over correcting and saying hello to people multiple times a day, even if I saw them earlier.

20.01.2025 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TikTok died, full stop. The thing coming back to life now isnโ€™t TikTok anymore but a zombie meant to serve once specific master & guess who it is. Watch it turn into a pure propaganda machine where any criticism of the incoming regime is blocked.

19.01.2025 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang, TikTok just shut off the lights and locked the doors while people were still inside shopping. No countdowns or flickering lights or nothing. Cold-blooded.

19.01.2025 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glamour shots of Winter being fed up with my long (2 weeks!) absenceโ€ฆ

18.01.2025 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possible blog title: โ€œEverything Is Across A Highway: How This Non-Driving New Yorker Is Dealing with Los Angeles.โ€ First rule: no matter how close something looks on Google Maps, it will make you walk 20+ minutes out of the way b/c *all together now!* everything is across a highway.

10.01.2025 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finally saw Wicked &, as someone who only read the book in high school, didnโ€™t know anything about the songs or musical, can I just say that I get it. The hype, the songs, even their chemistry & weepy interviews. Iโ€™m kind of dreading part 2 and seeing olโ€™ girl melt. Yaโ€™ll, Iโ€™m not ready!

12.12.2024 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gods, are we all really settling on the word โ€œskeetโ€? Surely there are other options that doesnโ€™t call to mind an annoying bug or Dougโ€™s blue BFF?

25.11.2024 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hearing my 12yo goddaughter saying โ€œskidibi toiletโ€ for the first time is like finding a faint bite mark on your friendโ€™s shoulder during a zombie apocalypse. #thingskidssay

17.11.2024 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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America.

13.11.2024 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 35219 ๐Ÿ” 7802 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 859 ๐Ÿ“Œ 562
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Hey everyone! Iโ€™m Naomie! Iโ€™m a writer, primarily YA/MG speculative fiction, though I do like to dabble in other things like script writing, creative NF, etc. Likes: critters, creepy movies, cake, & cannabis. Dislikes: Bigots, idiots, & okra.

Hereโ€™s my cat Winter! Youโ€™ll see her more than me.

12.11.2024 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0