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@markitzero

World’s best number 1 Bronos fan. Maruchan connoisseur. Alt text and beef tallow bath aficionado.

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Rookie numbers, Shane (I’ve had zero)

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or 55?

11.03.2026 20:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Have you had 12 of them yet?

11.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
06.03.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which word is worse: Moist or Throbbing

06.03.2026 04:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post Epstein Desert Operation

28.02.2026 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They have to deal with the letdown sober. Hahaha

25.02.2026 05:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
DHS: Our officer was ambushed and beaten with snow shovels and broom handles. This was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.

DHS: Our officer was ambushed and beaten with snow shovels and broom handles. This was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting

Agents had initially said that two men — Alfredo Aljorna and Julio Sosa Celis – assaulted them with a broom and a shovel before one of them shot Sosa Celis. But that account was quickly called into question, and prosecutors now say “newly discovered evidence” contradicts the officers’ story.

Agents had initially said that two men — Alfredo Aljorna and Julio Sosa Celis – assaulted them with a broom and a shovel before one of them shot Sosa Celis. But that account was quickly called into question, and prosecutors now say “newly discovered evidence” contradicts the officers’ story.

The default assumption should be that they’re lying

13.02.2026 22:33 👍 13155 🔁 3578 💬 477 📌 233

There are all kinds of racist cougars in Utah

12.02.2026 02:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Plus they’re still named after a racist, sexist prick of a taint who was a literal traitor to America after all. Loser shit.

12.02.2026 02:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Given the rape news, it’s still and always fuck BYU

12.02.2026 02:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a plate of pastries with a slice of apple on it ALT: a plate of pastries with a slice of apple on it

Very

12.02.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could, but I won’t

11.02.2026 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I knew what it meant

11.02.2026 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Time

11.02.2026 06:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a toad standing in front of a door with a red circle on his head Alt: Dong

Party time

11.02.2026 06:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’ll ref. The fight will take place in a stairwell.

10.02.2026 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would make a better cover if it was on fire

08.02.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Three tires. One log. 🫡

08.02.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Repost a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

07.02.2026 17:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

What is wanted?

07.02.2026 14:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

30.01.2026 23:21 👍 16797 🔁 5929 💬 125 📌 166

FYI, this was a play on Candace Owens(?) post about how ice in her trees wasn’t melting at 30° 😂

29.01.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s 32° out why is the rain turning to snow? I’ve never seen anything like this.

29.01.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Including pasta water in the letter is so damn funny because it shows he doesn’t know anything about something as simple as boiling pasta

27.01.2026 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Approved

Approved

27.01.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I, for one, will be watering houseplants with salty pasta water. Nothing can go wrong.

27.01.2026 22:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah

27.01.2026 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No Gilly?

27.01.2026 04:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0