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@labyrinthrat

Spec fic author and award-nominated middle grade novelist. Cuban-American ceterosexual enby. They/them. https://linktr.ee/labyrinthrat

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Orbit Decay by Bella Chacha Orbit Decay by Bella Chacha

Starting a list of MOSTLY random speculative poems from 2025, partly for Hugo Award consideration, mostly because we could all use a touch of beauty:

Bella Chacha's "Orbit Decay," a poem that might be about a relationship, or might be about a star, or both:

www.heartlines-spec.com/orbit-decay-...

07.03.2026 20:10 👍 35 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

The wealthy farmers that live in the rural part of the White MAGA slum where I reside, have no problem with public handouts for maintaining a county blacktop stretching to their palatial house/ machine shed. If some black kid gets a scholarship to a public college, that’s considered DEI welfare.

09.03.2026 22:04 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I knew I felt a little off

09.03.2026 00:07 👍 68 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

you have to read to write. a lot. Like you have to read way more than you write for your writing to be worth anything. there are zero exceptions to this

22.02.2026 21:52 👍 347 🔁 96 💬 5 📌 9

Describe your plot in five words or fewer - if you dare.

Tween enby challenges temporal knights.

08.03.2026 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

A year long investigation into the Hyperloop found …

“The truth was far simpler, far dumber, and far more prescient: Musk and his lieutenants truly had no idea what they were doing.”

washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...

07.03.2026 16:24 👍 1468 🔁 550 💬 73 📌 122
A male - male grounded three prong cable

A male - male grounded three prong cable

I heard there was a secret cord
That David made and displeased the Lord

04.09.2024 00:07 👍 226 🔁 56 💬 7 📌 4

As a Catholic kid who grew up reading the lives of the saints and having completely normal things like "favorite saints," I had him at the top of my list.

08.03.2026 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 17069 🔁 3392 💬 202 📌 120

Bosconian

Don't lie, you've never heard of it.

08.03.2026 03:50 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Every time somebody sings "La Bamba" in karaoke I get annoyed at Ritchie Valens all over again.

08.03.2026 03:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't know how we come back from putting the worst people in the country in charge of everything.

07.03.2026 22:48 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

🤞

07.03.2026 22:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh. This new batch of Triscuit I just opened seem thinner and less crunchy--like more crispy than crunchy, if that makes sense. Triscuit are like my #1 snack, so I hope they haven't changed the recipe.

07.03.2026 21:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing quite like starting to touch-type while one of your hands is accidentally one row above home so it looks like you just had a stroke . . .

j0tu9jg p9oe 9t at app

07.03.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You've heard of "fake it til you make it,"
but have you tried
"whine about it 'til you're fine about it?"

07.03.2026 01:53 👍 524 🔁 64 💬 21 📌 4

Every. Time.

07.03.2026 18:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Writing Craft Discourse:

Writer A: I have articulated this way of holding a story in my head and examining when it's not working.

Writers B, C, D: This is The Way. Everybody who doesn't think of stories like this is a doomed amateur who doesn't know craft. All my feedback from now on will be in the form of noting adherence to or deviations from The Way.

<time passes>

Writers E, F, G: This is an utter hoax. It has no value whatsoever and anybody who claims otherwise is a charlatan and not a real writer.

Writing Craft Discourse: Writer A: I have articulated this way of holding a story in my head and examining when it's not working. Writers B, C, D: This is The Way. Everybody who doesn't think of stories like this is a doomed amateur who doesn't know craft. All my feedback from now on will be in the form of noting adherence to or deviations from The Way. <time passes> Writers E, F, G: This is an utter hoax. It has no value whatsoever and anybody who claims otherwise is a charlatan and not a real writer.

I threw this together for insta and figure I may as well share it here too.

07.03.2026 12:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
TRANS FACTS
The regret rate for Trans surgeries is <1% The regret rate for hip replacement 5-10%
Getting tattoos 15-25%, having children 5-14%
Trans women who molested cis women in toilets = 0
Children do not have irreversible procedures
There are several variations outside XX and XY
"Biological sex" is a spectrum not a binary Intersex people have used bathrooms forever
Intersex people compete in sport with no issues Trans women have no physical advantage in sport
Trans kids who are supported live longer
Anti-Trans legislation causes spikes in Trans su!cides 99% of Trans people say hostile media coverage damages their mental health

TRANS FACTS The regret rate for Trans surgeries is <1% The regret rate for hip replacement 5-10% Getting tattoos 15-25%, having children 5-14% Trans women who molested cis women in toilets = 0 Children do not have irreversible procedures There are several variations outside XX and XY "Biological sex" is a spectrum not a binary Intersex people have used bathrooms forever Intersex people compete in sport with no issues Trans women have no physical advantage in sport Trans kids who are supported live longer Anti-Trans legislation causes spikes in Trans su!cides 99% of Trans people say hostile media coverage damages their mental health

Pass it on...🏳️‍⚧️

06.03.2026 13:49 👍 43 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 2
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Every house needs a secret door that leads to a secret room, but well, there are secret rooms and then there are...

02.01.2025 03:46 👍 805 🔁 163 💬 16 📌 21

I have started to get author spamscam emails that feature an AI generated rundown of everything that is BAD about my book, so that, I guess, I will want to pay the money to help me fix my writing?

Anyway, what is the environmental impact of burning down AI, because that's what I want right now.

05.03.2026 21:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I think the Iran war being launched to distract from Epstein is a pretty simplistic analysis but even if it were it's not working, a bipartisan house committee just voted to subpoena pam bondi on the subject

04.03.2026 20:58 👍 445 🔁 51 💬 7 📌 0

the AI bubble, the private credit bubble (this one), the Wall St Bitcoin thing, etc. are all about writing down a big number with a $ in front on thin justification, then borrowing against it

this runs into issues tomorrrow. but not today!

04.03.2026 10:13 👍 45 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

27.02.2026 13:29 👍 2174 🔁 682 💬 20 📌 0

Starting this Saturday in the Bay! My intro to fiction workshop, which unlike many workshops has led to positive results: short fiction published in paying venues, novels, etc.

sfwriting.institute/course/intro...

Please reskee!

04.03.2026 01:18 👍 13 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 2
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It's another stellar lineup for our live classes! @kcoopergriffin.bsky.social, Elle Ire @elleeire.bsky.social & José Pablo Iriarte @labyrinthrat.bsky.social

#gclswa #sapphicwritingprograms #lesfic #wlwbooks #LGBTQBooks #QueerWriters

03.03.2026 18:57 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

When we do active shooter drills, I'm gonna start having my kids text their families that they love them.

You gotta practice those soft skills too, you know?

03.03.2026 16:12 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

IMO, it's not that people want to feel alive, it's that their lives of easy decadence make them overly focus on stuff that simply isn't important, leading them to do things like elect a tyrant.

They don't *want* to upend their easy lives, they've been made to believe their lives aren't easy.

03.03.2026 14:33 👍 96 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1
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Help Dream Foundry upgrade their virtual conference tech! givebutter.com/FoFnewplatform

03.03.2026 03:45 👍 12 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

When I watch other kidlit authors give school presentations, they features TONs of photos of their childhoods, and I've got like none of that. I feel at a distinct disadvantage.

03.03.2026 03:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0