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Happy birthday, Matt!

*won

I suppose I won't the grandparent lottery. Not only did both sets of my grandparents have cable, the grandma that I stayed with the most had a PC and the internet. AND... she was cool with me installing games on it.

That's happened to me a few times at my job. It's really awkward when they act like I invented it.

Welches?

Hell yeah! I love hearing stories of the old ways.

I agree. I'm a big fan of the red one.

Same, but I aspire to be both.

Half a pound? One pound? Two?

6-7...whatevers. 6-7.

I had the same problem. It's one of the reasons I grew a beard. I look like a baby without one.

These are the kind of flexes that I like to see.

Were you holding it sideways to line up the edges? That's when plant stuff ends up in various parts on me.

Really? I drink one before I go to the gym and it's never sent me to the can.

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I'm kinda the same way. Except I don't have an urge to run away, just lurk.

Lol. You and my son have the same standards for salons.

It looks good! If I saw that, I'd think they were using one of the photo backdrops.

It's totally true. Also, in a crisis... I thrive with or without meds.

Good luck!

I think it's cool how much a little, relatively simple, machine is able to speed up a process that normally takes thousands (or millions) of years.

I didn't know you could do that on Twitter. I'd have used it more if I had known, but I'd also have been more disappointed about deleting my account. But yeah, the reposts make things cluttered.

After my wife found out the Eagles won, she said, "Some cars are getting set on fire in Philly tonight!"

Apparently, it's also a gun. According to my son, it's been a term for a gun longer than it has for hotdogs. I learned this when we were listening to a song and a guy mentioned using a glizzy in an aggressive way. I laughed and then got schooled.

I couldn't get into this game. I'm already a regular dude with a sword.

Man... I keep wondering that myself. Everyday.

You have my condolences on your future employment.