@bernard-and-gerald
Living the puglife in Austin TX 🇨🇱 Bernard -> 10 years old 🩵 Gerald -> 7 years old 💙 We were rescued by PugHearts of Houston 🩷 Our loves are food, long walks, food, naps, food, snuggles, oh and did we mention food?
“But what a fool believes, he sees. No wise man has the power to reason away.” -Doobie Brothers
Not sure why mom chose to post this picture with those lyrics, but anyway Bernard and Frida are buddies!
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“Never going to fall for
(Modern love) Walks beside me
(Modern love) Walks on by
(Modern love) Gets me to the church on time” -David Bowie -Gerald
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“You can count on me like 1, 2, 3and I'll be there. And I know when I need it, I can count on you like 4, 3, 2 And you'll be there.” -Bruno Mars -Bernard
Happy random act of kindness day!
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I’m a fan of “selective past Presidents’ Day” 😀
“Walk like an Egyptian.” -The Bangles -Bernard and Gerald, who aren’t sure that all Egyptians walk the same way. But the song is catchy!
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Impeachment is a House action, a trial for removal from office happens after impeachment in the Senate. Getting impeachment in the House could be difficult if the Rs maintain control.
Even her lie doesn’t make sense. There are no gorillas in the lion king.
“Baby, I can see your halo. You know you're my savin' grace.” -Beyoncé -Bernard and Gerald
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“God knows, God knows I want to break free.” - Queen - Bernard, ready for this cold snap to end so he can get back outside for neighborhood walks!
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“What do I care how much it may storm, I've got my love to keep me warm.” -Dean Martin -Ella Fitzgerald -Bernard and Gerald
Hope everyone is staying safe and warm this weekend!
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“You're beautiful, you're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true.” - James Blunt - Bernard and Gerald
Here is one of our professional photos. Don’t we look good?!
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“I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. Papa-paparazzi. Baby, there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be Your papa-paparazzi.”
-Lady Gaga -Bernard and Gerald
We had a professional photo shoot today! We’ll share some of the photos once they are ready 😍
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“So take a look at me now.” -Phil Collins -Bernard
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“Hello, I love you, Won't you tell me your name?” - The Doors - Gerald
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I read that the chain is distancing itself from this particular hotel. Really hoped the company would have had its affiliate’s back.
What’s your funniest misheard song lyric?
Mom’s is from this 1985 song by Til Tuesday.
Mom thought the lyrics were: “Oh, we’ve been out now, this is Carrie.”
The real lyrics are: “Hush hush, keep it down now. Voices carry.”
-Bernard and Gerald
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“You were meant for me, and I was meant for you.” -Jewell -Bernard
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“Me and you, and you and me. No matter how they tossed the dice it had to be. The only one for me is you, and you for me. So happy together.” - The Turtles - Bernard and Gerald
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We are watching Wingman (left) and Waylon (right) right now! Love these little guys. Also - Waylon is a foster who is available for adoption through Pug Rescue Austin!
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“Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but ooh I'd die to find out.” - Savage Garden - Gerald, thinking about food.
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“And I will always love you.” - Dolly Parton - Whitney Houston - Bernard and Gerald
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“'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.” - Bruce Springsteen - Gerald
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“You my brown eyed [boy].” - Van Morrison - Bernard
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“It wasn’t me.” - Shaggy - Gerald
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“You've got a friend in me,
You've got a friend in me.
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed,
Just remember what your old pal said.
Boy, you've got a friend in me.” -Randy Newman -Bernard and Gerald
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Aww buddy. That was Gerald yesterday too.
Mom took us to the vet today to get our butts squeezed. I can barely look at her now. “F*** you, f*** you very, very much.” -Lily Allen -Gerald
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Love the Scissor Sisters! Take Your Mama is our other jam.
We don’t want them either 😂
“It’s the time of the season for loving.” - The Zombies - Bernard and Gerald
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