Martin Johnson

People who Captain massive floating firebombs are such cowards

He's going to die in a banger cave-in

What 'feelings' are these people getting looking at pictures of Churchill? These people are seriously weird

What 'feelings' are they getting looking at pictures of Churchill? Are they pitching a semi?

Does the person who runs this realise how ridiculous they are?

Forbes is one of the worst things about capitalism. And that’s quite something

Alien and Predator are now officially in the same universe so Bill Paxton has some explaining to do

Has anyone contacted Werner Herzog for comment?

It couldn't be done otherwise

It's also because he's a prick

Does anyone have Werner Herzog's number?

Werner Herzog enters the chat

Actually, this on a banknote

Stupid sexy Boris

GOP strategists desperately trying to cope

The backlash to putting wildlife on banknotes stems from the fact that the Tory version of patriotism isn't shared by the country at large. For many people love of country comes from its landscapes, wildlife, rivers, art, literature, language and music rather than pageantry, jingoism and symbolism

Achilles boob

He’d make us all wear weird shoes first if he could

Weird looking dog

My dog should be on a £20 spot at least. Look at him. Magnificent

How do you know that wasn’t 44,000 3 man badger teams in trench coats?

When did people start believing that removing statues and pictures of people meant that they were permanently diminished on this plane?

Does that mean they are going to replace that statue with a badger? Yes please

I think you can exchange one for gold

This has been bothering me from the start, why constantly keep drawing attention to it at the expense of the good stuff they are doing? They’ll never convince the right they are authentically anti immigration but they are seriously alienating their core by this silly cosplaying

‘I have a Farage in the chamber’

Huge tracts of land

It genuinely looks like he's just followed through

Only the white meat

Imagine waking up hungover and having to take a delivery of $7m worth of of Lobster you had no recollection of ordering

How do we know here isn't an army of trained Lobster heading for the Strait of Hormuz now and the rest of it was just a clever cover? 4D chess.