Next time I go to a con, I'm going to make a checklist of photos I need to take.
From VF, I have one photo of me in my head and only a few pics of friends. I have some photos of me in rubber, but none of them show off my butt.
Uno Sarcagian Garibaldian
And Uno Sarcagian
For your rates, please
all bark,
no bite.
BE PET GAY DOGS
👏👏👏👏👏
Just had my most confusing road interaction to date: someone waiting to take my parking spot after I leave, while also blocking me from leaving my spot.
This is dope
painting of a mixed-breed dog walking on the boardwalk stepping on the black stripes, there are several crabs on the beach sand and cats taking a bath in the sea and in the background, a balloon in the sky
dog walking on the promenade stepping on the stripes of the same color because if it steps on the stripes of the other color something horrible will happen
A payment processor said they won't allow adult content with characters with digitigrade feet, but they used a phrase like "animal knee orientation" or something.
I don't know all the details and I hate that I know about it at all.
Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of poop and pee, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine.
POOP. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO POOP SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS...
Thinking of secreting a gray paste later if anybody wants some.
A screenshot from Mr. Sleepy Man. A little purple headphone-wearing dinosaur named Dinosaur Jones is floating in the air next to a giant box of Dino Crunch cereal. (He's also the mascot on the cereal box.) An off-screen character named Teefy is saying "He was floating there in his idle animation..."
POV: he's floating there in his idle animation
🏀 vs 🏈
Remember reply girls? Much different than reply guys. Something to think about.
It's kind of beautiful that goatse was married.
"Yiff" can move over
"Murr" better get out of the way
And "huff" has to leave town
There's a new horny nonsense interjection taking over:
"Prem"
Start replying "prem" to horny pics, or be left in the dust.
March the tenth be with you
I set an alarm to wake me up for anthrocon hotel booking, but I set the time to PM not AM. Disgraceful performance.
book excerpt. "...ASCII, pronounced 'ass-key'."
I mean can you figure out a better way to help people pronounce ASCII?
a simple drawing of a cat indignantly meowing captioned whiner.
#catcrumb
I dont feel very smart today
Chief Badger is too old for those new gadgets
He wishes someone could help him using it right
I feel like feed being called CAM 03 PET STORE is another giveaway. Not a specific pet store name, and not something descriptive like "entrance". I'd assume scraped images of camera feeds don't have consistent feed naming conventions.
Bromestic partnership
a two panel comic in the style of tails gets trolled, with cedric and king graham from king's quest panel 1 cedric: king graham wake up! you fucked up big time panel 2: king graham, looking delirious, exhausted: cedric
finding more old art of mine
photo of the fox head bottle on display at museum, quarter turn profile view Bichrome brown and tan, with molded and painted details, stirrup spout
photo of the fox head bottle on display at museum, front profile view Bichrome brown and tan, with molded and painted details, stirrup spout
#FoxFriday 🦊 at the Ancient Americas wing of the Met:
Moche artist(s); North Coast, Peru
Bottle with #fox head, 500-800 CE
Ceramic, slip
63.226.6
#AndeanArt #PeruvianArt #IndigenousArt
Taking a break from reading Oblivion, a short story collection by David Foster Wallace, to tear through Mort by Terry Pratchett.
Def want to read more from both authors. Anyone know if there are any witty fantasy adventure page-turners that are also postmodern, overwhelming, and nearly plotless?
To clarify: I'm saying you are Toronto-pilled for posting this.
