"We owned the libs." He whispered quietly to himself as he closed and locked the doors to his business for the final time.

I feel like women showering is 10% bathing, 10% thoughtful reflection, and 80% applying loose hair to the walls.

When I see people step out of their doctor's office and immediately light up a cigarette, it helps me understand why they vote against themselves in every election.

I know exactly who needs to hear this right now, but we are all paying Elon Musk's taxes for him.

The tainted moral fabric of our country has proven time and again it would make no difference at all, but "Thrice impeached" has a beautiful ring to it.

There has been an unthinkable tragedy in which 67 people have lost their lives.

Tr*mp: Let's blame people of color and the Dems! Re-double our mass deportations!

I keep waking up and thinking it was all a dream and women really can do anything. Then reality sets in and I remember we straight up elected a legitimate criminal.

"How" am I "doing"?!

My grandparents fought against fascism and my dad now proudly votes for it. These are profoundly confusing times.