Tried to use an If/then statement on my dog. “If you go poop, then you can have a (dog) cookie.” Just like a human child, she chose something completely different!

I mean, we are fine, but I’m sure others aren’t.

Got an email from the electric company titled “Tell us how we’re doing.” If I participated in the (assuming) survey and said “You’re shitty bank account draining prices are making it hard to survive,” what do you think would happen?

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My internal voice whenever I write “Good afternoon” in an email or text.

My sweet needy babies

Leeloo thought I needed a break from cleaning but now she feels embarrassed about eating a whole chicken breast to do it.

Raise your hand if your bedtime is determined by at least one animal. 🙋‍♀️

They haven’t trapped me. I’ve trapped them. Muahahahaha. Cozy!

Where did you get the playmat storage thing????

This almost looks like you’re sharing a shirt

Snowday snuggles! FYI a heated blanket is the key to keeping your food feisty feline from causing a ruckus an hour before dinner.

Took baby girl on her first hike since her surgery a year ago.