“As [poorly regulated gambling] becomes more prevalent…”

Fixed that for you.

Oh my GOD the enthusiasm of some companies. I sometimes reference Bath & Body Works when I’m explaining the sign-up process for new players at work for that reason.

I prefer the gay porn sequel.

Dallas Does Austin.

If Trump can’t fuck them himself, he’s not letting *anyone* fuck them.

But free refills were available at Panera, and the caffeine content was in the fine print on the placard. It was really easy to get into “why do I feel like I’m having heart palpitations?” territory if you absentmindedly sipped them.

It’s fascinating that one can serve corned beef and cabbage without serving corned beef and cabbage.

One of Trump’s lackey’s was on the radio talking about how the high gas prices will come down in weeks, not months.

Just like Covid went away in a couple of weeks, I’m sure.

A bottle of Piper-Heidsieck Champagne, with a handwritten label attached reading “To be opened in case of emergency”, and a second label reading “or in observance of Headline Day”.

Beer? The occasion will call for something more celebratory.

When she reads that, she won’t even raise an eyebrow.

I feel like this is more a Hanlon’s Razor situation: “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”

That goes double in restaurants where they get the real good Heavy Duty stuff.

Days later, the obvious title pops into my head.

This Is Just to Meow

“Barna Group, a research organization serving Christian leaders…”

Well there’s your answer. If their data said otherwise they’d sweep the results under the rug.

I have sat on
the pluots
that were in
the bowl

and which
you were probably
saving
for an afternoon snack

Forgive me
the bowl was comfortable
so round
and so cozy

He bankrupted businesses that tried to sell steak, booze, football, and gambling to Americans. Of COURSE it can’t deliver.

I would argue what we really need is cracking down on the rampant payola between restaurants and their shills that call themselves “influencers”, but taking care of either would kill both birds with one stone.

We know what certain high-ranking Republicans do to dogs, after all.

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“If they are doing nothing wrong, what do they have to be afraid of?” he asked, defending the actions of masked paramilitary forces who regularly abduct American citizens.

The last time this many shoes dropped, Imelda Marcos was involved.

And what restaurant in Japan is this?

That’s a lot of people concentrated in one place. Maybe we should call them “concentration camps”.

It’s amusing when someone insults my neon hair and says colors like that in nature are only found on toxic creatures. Well yes, but it serves as a warning to potential predators, so it was nice of them to tell on themselves like that.

It’s less an auditorium and more of God’s waiting room at that point, don’t you think?

A local theater company is putting on a Rosemary Clooney jukebox musical. Clooney’s career peak was 1951-1956. One’s peak years for discovering music are high school to mid-twenties. If one’s does the math that means the target demographic for the show is ages 85 to 100.

I read an article that called Coldplay the musical equivalent of a Live Laugh Love poster. Let me tell you, my brain was not prepared for that level of pithiness.

I’m months late to the party, but oh well… the time at a reception I heard “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele, good lord.

Oh my god you think “thigh” means her actual leg. Enough. You’re wrong. Follow Jesus better. Bye.

It is, though! A passage in Numbers says if a man thinks his wife cheated on him, a priest can give her a “bitter water” potion, which if she was indeed unfaithful would induce a miscarriage.

“Imagine if we had to go through the process of [doing things legally]…”

He claims to be Christian, but he’d be holding the nails to help crucify his alleged lord and savior.