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I write recaps and reviews about British reality TV over at https://ariadnereviews.com/

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Tom Kerridge is NOT a fan of my blog.

11.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In tonight's D&D we learned that anything can be Thieves Tools if you try hard enough, crabs can't climb through windows, skeletons can unionise and I can fit three eels in my boots.

10.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pottery Throwdown 2026, THE FINAL: Nappyscape of the Abode Ah, The Great Pottery Prison Experiment. Anything can be a brooch if you try hard enough.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown Final: ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/10/p... The Weebles of Wales, the alternative montage, a wig creche and you can't afford to rim hesitantly. #tgpt

10.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pottery Throwdown 2026, THE FINAL: Nappyscape of the Abode Ah, The Great Pottery Prison Experiment. Anything can be a brooch if you try hard enough.

I recapped the #PotteryThrowdown Final: ariadnereviews.com/2026/03/10/p... The Weebles of Wales, the alternative montage, a wig creche and you can't afford to rim hesitantly. #tgpt

10.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's a god awful advert for a new Garnier skin cream that has an EXTREMELY salivary ASMR voice over and the revulsion it instills in me as soon as it starts playing could be used to power at least two cities.

It plays during nearly every YouTube video I watch ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.03.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the event this is true:
If they sat happily in Labour through the annihilation of Trans Rights and parroting far right racist talking points only to come to their senses because of Gorton and Denton, they can get bent.

10.03.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it in one! I do know for a fact my players will argue over this for the best part of 20 minutes

10.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sketch of a clocktower with a border in morse code that spells out "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"

A sketch of a clocktower with a border in morse code that spells out "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"

Your honour, she's making stupid puzzles for her D&D group again.

10.03.2026 10:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Wikipedia app: FoldiMate,
Former Californian Robots Company.
FoldiMate was a California-based company developing a robotic laundry-folding machine founded in 2012. Their clothes folding machine was aimed to enter the market by the end of 2019. In 2021, the company folded.

Screenshot from Wikipedia app: FoldiMate, Former Californian Robots Company. FoldiMate was a California-based company developing a robotic laundry-folding machine founded in 2012. Their clothes folding machine was aimed to enter the market by the end of 2019. In 2021, the company folded.

10.03.2026 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽฏ FAR OUT โ€” Mar 10
Q1: ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸขโšชโšช -7
Q2: ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข -0
Q3: ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข -0
Score: 93/100 ๐Ÿ†

Buying myself a silly little treat for this performance.

10.03.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 10:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Annoyingly, I hadn't realised the record was broken last year - I knew the previous record holder's time because of a pub quiz I did!

09.03.2026 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients

(NOT YOU)

according to my greatest ability and judgment, and I will do no harm or injustice to them

(AGAIN, NOT YOU.)

09.03.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finally have a score I can be proud of!

๐ŸŽฏ FAR OUT โ€” Mar 9
Q1: ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸขโšช -2
Q2: ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸขโšช -1
Q3: ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸขโšชโšช -5
Score: 92/100 ๐Ÿ†

09.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I truly hope he suffers 10 fold the pain he's causing to a group of the most vulnerable children.

09.03.2026 09:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ban healthcare for Wes Streeting.

09.03.2026 09:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

three boys at the bus stop talking in hushed times about Chloe the emo from school. shout out to Chloe the emo from school.

09.03.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 65 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Madgwick on University Challenge looking to the sky, hoping for the sweet release of death

Madgwick on University Challenge looking to the sky, hoping for the sweet release of death

Hello Monday, my old friend

09.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is how Whitney can still win... #PotteryThrowdown

08.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

firmly of the opinion that they shouldn't bother with the second challenge in the final and instead just give them extra time for the main make. #PotteryThrowdown

08.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm putting in a strong guess for Rip Curl because he's Cornwall based and its sold in every surf shop

08.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the judges and I would like you to make a model stage.

the judges and I would like you to make a model stage.

*frantic googling in the living room*
#PotteryThrowdown

08.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll eat two hats if Fynn doesn't win. #PotteryThrowdown

08.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bruin the Clumber Spaniel

Bruin the Clumber Spaniel

do we think Bruin the Clumber Spaniel is now enough of a celebrity to do Strictly this year? Nikita would do it. #Crufts

08.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A schnauzer with very angry eyebrows

A schnauzer with very angry eyebrows

my personal favourite is the Permanently Pissed Off Schnauzer. #Crufts

08.03.2026 20:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a tibetan mastiff named Viking

a tibetan mastiff named Viking

I want a stewards' enquiry into whether or not this is actually 3 dogs in a trench coat. #Crufts

08.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the previous year's winner should return to do a performance like they used to do on The X-Factor. #Crufts

08.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the marshmallow has just scooped the Best of Gun Dog Group. #Crufts

08.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a white dog that is extremely wibbly wobbly. The goodest of boys.

a white dog that is extremely wibbly wobbly. The goodest of boys.

a marshmallow appears to have invaded the arena. #Crufts

08.03.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a dog with a curly brown coat being held by the handler who also has curly brown hair.

a dog with a curly brown coat being held by the handler who also has curly brown hair.

do you get bonus points for looking like your dog? #Crufts

08.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0