Darian

The next recipe site that crashes my iphone8 with their 15 banner ads is getting 1 star no matter how good the recipe is.

AFAP-Assigned Female At Pupils.

To grow a hot dog tree, of course 🌭

I may have to give Duolingo another shot.

This afternoon I spotted a CD, dropped and forgotten in the parking lot at work. My Mom is my only coworker and it was yards away from her car, but we share a building with a die cutting shop. So I went over and scooped it up to see what the guys were listening to.
It was a Gay, French Porn DVD.

Cowabunga

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs.

A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.

If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

I had two sunflowers grow in the same spot in one of my tomato planters two years in a row a bit ago. This year a different tomato planter is growing a bonus squash of some sort.

If “affordable housing, decent insurance, not bullying minorities, and rich people actually having to pay taxes” are called socialism for forty years now, guess what you just did?

Lack of Medicaid funding doesn't just hurt those who rely on it. It also threatens the very existence of hospitals & doctor's offices that serve entire communities. When they close, EVERYONE suffers - regardless of insurance status.
#DontBombMedicaid

Just came to the terrible realization that my taste in men (tall, bit lanky) means that my ideal relationship is just the tall/thin, short/chubby henchmen duo archetype.

Happy Pride Mouth to the guy that copped a feel on in Middle school. Surprise mf'er, you've been gay for almost a decade now.

An ESL lady tells two Gal-Pals "Men is too headache"

Happy Pride Month to these three people, specifically.

An older Tumblr post; where an OP must explain how they know their Quails are gay, despite a naysayer saying birds can't be lesbians. OP replies; "Well it's because the fuck, Frosty"

Happy Pride Month to these Quails specifically.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company. CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices Panel 2: CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications” Panel 3: Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in- CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY Panel 4: CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

A sign in the background says New Hope church, God says homosexuality is in. In the foreground there are two men smiling holding the letter s that they've taken from the sign

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

This is Reese. She was offered a chicken nugget, but to eat it she would have to give up her hot sauce toy. Can't believe you're making her choose. 13/10

My uncle survived the exposition of a gas tanker truck.

My parents really showed me Jurassic Park when I was 8 and are now surprised I'm trans and hate rich f'rs who underpay their employees.

Idea: "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" is about the same couple from "Wake Me Up Before You GoGo" but now they're 30.

Inspiration: Heard "Wake up in the morning with a head like, 'What ya done?'" while being 27 and still recovering from two Tall Boys I drank over 18 hours ago.

You move Ol-ive? You move her domain like the toys? Oh! Oh! Jail for humans one thousand years!

Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.

Neil banging out the tunes
#art

So...Coffee and pastries. Is coffee supposed to make the sweetness of taste pastry better? Because all the pairing does is remind me how much I don't actually like coffee.

a small, mostly hairless dog-shaped creature stands in a green yard and smiles joyfully. he has a tuft of reddish brown fur on his back, a lush cotton ball of hair on his chest, and wispy black ear hair, and none anywhere else. his tail is shiny and curled at the tip, making it look like a fish hook. his face is an untold number of wrinkles, like a putty sculpture someone left in the sun too long.

This is Fabio. He is young at heart and several centuries old everywhere else. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Sketty 😋

Transphobe: "You can't change your DNA!"

My DNA: "We died 15 years ago from an autoimmune disease"

Bowling Alleys are the ultimate sports bars because you can do sports at the bar.