Derek

Yall remember Twitter? That was weird, right?

They would make audiobooks with pictures

I feel like my only role on the internet these days is to show up once a week and make smart ass replies to posts and then disappear again

Actually it's dehydrated bell peppers

It had to have something to drain after the spin ig

I think Nova knows what a butt is because she always rips that exact seam out of her stuffed animals to year the stuffing out of them and I don't know what that says about her

The first time i had Bobba was in a Tokyo mall, I went up to a restaurant and ordered a strawberry crepe and they gave me a bobba and I was so confused what I had until it became a thing around here four or five years later

I adore getting to give you random updates

I have always wanted to try tinned fish but I'm so scared I'll love it

Jealous of the life you're living

Yes, they did!

Yeah, chickens and t rexes have very very similar bone structures to the point where a t rex most most likely looked more like a giant chicken than what we see in pop culture

Loathe to Love You! Got it on sale at a local used book store. It was... something. I thought they were cozy romance novels, I was very shocked, I don't usually read smutty stuff like that

I read my first ali hazelwood book the other day! Been meaning to tell you

And a human being has done it on foot in under TWO HOURS

Its a good place to decide to be

Which, did this author think that deep into it? Maybe, who knows, maybe that's important

In that case, it ends on an escape tone into a imperfect authentic cadence which is kind of the base of the "ending" sound to western music except the last note is wrong so part of your brain thinks it's over while the other knows it's going to keep going

As requested

GEMMA'S GRILLER GIRL GF??????

Ily2!!!!!

You have a GRILL??? GRILLER GIRL GEMMA??????

You were such a big part of my love for that era of my life, thank you for making it so special. One day we will find it again

Why do you have a propane tank

Is that not just how he looks

A bookmark made out of southern yellow pins. There's a large oblong knot in the upper left that is beginning to crack off the rest of the wood in the corner and a smaller knot right in the center. It's sitting on a book, I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson

I got a table saw for my birthday and have taken up making wood bookmarks, I wish I knew a way to ship them without breaking because every one of you would end up with one

I think next year instead of aiming for 100 books, I'm going to aim for 30,000 pages read because I don't like how I feel I have to limit myself to shorter books or risk feeling behind on an arbitrary goal

That being said, any suggestions for longer books I need to read?

I don't know if it's good or just absolutely ridiculous, but i loved it

Have you ever seen Jingle All the Way starring Arnold Schwarzenegger

Text from a book that reads "the city is that of wilderness: a place full of the promise the unknown with all its epiphanies and dangers. Cities are built by men (and toa lesser extent, women), but they decay by nature, from earthquakes and hurricanes..."

Casual misogyny goes crazy