Tea party with a one-eyed rabbit ✓
Conquered the white mountain ✓
Perfect blackmail on my brother ✓
...and then I got picked up by the scruff like a kitten.
The day was going so well.
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👀 Three pairs of eyes.
A squeal. Blur of pigtails. Hands on my face.
"SO SQUISHY! Like a hamster!" 🐹
Lectured at MIT. Defended dissertations. Now a 7-year-old in a unicorn shirt 🦄 evaluates me.
Verdict: rodent.
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You wanted to help. I appreciate that. BUT.
I showed her the picture. She looked at it. Then at ME. Then back at it. Then she said those terrifying words:
"You'd look so cute with a red tie too, Ton-Ton."
She used THE NAME.
(...She's already measuring me. I'm not asking why...)
This is your fault.
And we have a winner! Yes, it's Dylan, Tony's older brother :)
Delete this. Right now. Before Mrs. Smith sees it and starts googling "velvet toddler suit same day delivery." !!!!!
Who is he?
Oh, wonderful. More witnesses to my transformation into a tiny sailor boy.
(...Okay, that came out harsher than intended. They're being nice. Be nice, Tony.)
ahem Thank you. Apparently the outfit "brings out my eyes." I get told a lot of things these days.
Sailor collar. Tiny anchor on my chest. Puffy shorts that hide nothing.
I look like a waddling duckling in a "First Day of Preschool" photo.
Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle.
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Legs dangling in the air.Plasticky surface beneath me.Is this... a changing table?!
"For much younger children,I know. But it's easier this way. This will be our little secret."
Rrrip-Rrrip.Two sounds, deafening in the morning quiet.
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I don't know how Twitter algorithms work, but it seems my Christmas post got buried... let's try a different approach Tony's first Christmas — holiday special now on the channel. t.me/TonysNewLIfe...
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No algorithm could predict this. My first Christmas — holiday special now on the channel. ❄️🎄
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🎄 From the author:
Christmas is almost here — time for a special holiday episode about Tony. A standalone story, a little quieter and warmer than usual. Tony's first Christmas with the Smiths.
Very soon.
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I! Am! Not! Little!" I declared, standing proud in my crib. And that's precisely when my body decided to offer its counterargument...
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✨ Tony's New Life: Behind the Scenes ✨
Sketches, drafts, alt versions — now on DA subscription! Want to peek & support the project? 💙
deviantart.com/talesofmisty...
Main story stays free!
🧸𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘴...
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Tony finally looked down.
He didn't like what he saw.
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The sheep knows.
The teddy bear knows.
Everyone knows except me.
And I'm too scared to look down.
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Consciousness came back slowly. Reluctantly. Like it knew exactly what was waiting...
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I'm completely confused about how the post visibility algorithms work here. Some posts suddenly blow up and get tons of views, while others hardly get noticed at all.
Took a nap. Had a nightmare. Bubbles. Warm water. A pink basin.
The worst part? I didn't want to wake up.
More on my channel: t.me/TonysNewLIfe...
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From predicting global markets to napping with a teddy bear in my new family’s house.
Career downgrade? Maybe. But the bear is soft.
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I barely had time to process the adoption news when another "pleasant surprise" hit me.
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And everything would’ve been great — I was already settling comfortably into my life as the resident VIP baby…
Until one fine (spoiler: not fine) morning decided to ruin everything.
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And yes, I shamelessly exploit it.
(Though let’s be honest — they just really, really don’t want anyone to find out what kind of mistake they made.)
Second… I have to admit it: I turned out ridiculously cute. Which automatically grants me unlimited access to treats, privileges, and every possible indulgence.
Tony:
It’s been a while since my forced downgrade into pocket-sized Tony… and, surprisingly, I’m starting to enjoy it.
First of all, everyone treats me like I’m some kind of national treasure instead of a walking lab mistake.
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You know what’s truly terrifying? They just admitted they have no idea how to fix this.
So yeah — I’m stuck in the body of a five-year-old.
Not for long… I hope. Really hope.
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To protect me, a certain secret agency offered an experimental injection that radically rejuvenates the body while keeping the adult mind. In theory, I was supposed to become an unnoticeable 16-year-old. In practice, someone definitely miscalculated. Result below.
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…And by the way, I forgot to introduce myself — Anthony. Although these days people usually call me Tony or (oh God, how I hate this nickname) little Ton-Ton. How all of this happened, I’ll explain on the pages of this diary.
