Trending
Mayhem Skully's Avatar

Mayhem Skully

@mayhemskully

She/Her. My blood type is DDT. Would commit a very impressive string of felonies for MAO. #FujitaShock is the way. O-MENZ Accomplice πŸ’™β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ§‘πŸ’œ Okame-sanπŸ’œ

155
Followers
181
Following
252
Posts
26.07.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Mayhem Skully @mayhemskully

you should be able to have entrance music in court

19.11.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 16
Preview
Cranberry Cherry Pie: Sweet, Tart, and Totally Holiday-Worthy Cranberry Cherry Pie: Sweet, Tart, and Totally Holiday-WorthyCranberry Cherry Pie: Okay, So This Just Happened

There are a lot of fruits I can’t eat, so I looked up recipes with ones that I can, and found this recipe! It was amazing, and so simple.

www.haileerecipes.com/cranberry-ch...

30.11.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

27.11.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 3193 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 9

idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see

26.11.2025 02:17 πŸ‘ 7033 πŸ” 1904 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 50

Be advised that with only three viewing experiences, we have the sum total of what the American entertainment industry has to say about Thanksgiving.

1. Planes, Trains & Automobiles in full.
2. The camp play carnage in Addams Family Values
3. The clip below.

After that, it's all just football.

25.11.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 7

I like the first post better. 😁

23.11.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

toni storm draft kings ad is WRONG. she should be shooting craps in a casino with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand. she should hold the dice to mina with a 'kiss for luck, darling' and mina kisses them and then she rolls and they WIN LIKE THAT. NONE OF THIS ONLINE SHIT

23.11.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you fail a saving throw vs charisma

21.11.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Post image Post image

Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in hereβ€¦πŸ€”

13.11.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 900 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

13.11.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 13275 πŸ” 2800 πŸ’¬ 328 πŸ“Œ 919

I love this!

09.11.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d like to haunt old town Tallinn but, like, respectfully and in a manner that would enhance their tourism industry. You know, a face in the window of the old battlements, a quick shiver as the Finns pack up their cases of affordable beer, did that medieval dance of death painting just… move?

04.11.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image Post image

Sexiest Man Alive?

We want Sexiest Man Dead!

Reply with images of late, lamented, beautiful men.

I will kick things off with perennial top choices Paul Newman and Toshiro Mifune

04.11.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 29

πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

05.11.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, gang, if you’re yelling insults at ICE, stick to things that will be deeply humiliating if they’re read aloud in court. Consider β€œYour parents only love you out of obligation, not because they like you,” β€œl bet you jerk off to the Teletubbies” and of course, the Yo Mama joke.

04.11.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 1049 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 14

I hope Mamdani's victory speech is simply "AND STAY MAD, BITCH"

*cue Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar*

05.11.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 538 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Frankenstein (2025). The Creature (Jacob Elordi) stands alone in the frame with the horizon of the arctic. The quote by Guillermo del Toro reads, 
"We hope that in some way, somehow, our gratitude, our love, can reach him like a whispered prayer, like a distant song. And we dream that perhaps he can stop-amid the frozen tundra and the screaming wind-and can turn his head and look back. At us.
And we hope that then he might recognize in our eyes his own yearning. And that perchance we can walk toward each other and find meager warmth in our embrace.
And then, if only for a moment, we will not feel alone in the world."

Frankenstein (2025). The Creature (Jacob Elordi) stands alone in the frame with the horizon of the arctic. The quote by Guillermo del Toro reads, "We hope that in some way, somehow, our gratitude, our love, can reach him like a whispered prayer, like a distant song. And we dream that perhaps he can stop-amid the frozen tundra and the screaming wind-and can turn his head and look back. At us. And we hope that then he might recognize in our eyes his own yearning. And that perchance we can walk toward each other and find meager warmth in our embrace. And then, if only for a moment, we will not feel alone in the world."

Beautifully said by @realgdt.bsky.social

01.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 379 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Haunting FRANKENSTEIN Final Trailer Is So Good It Give Us LIFE

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein releases a haunting final trailer that gives us life with its beauty.

31.10.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

I just left the only place in the greater-Houston area that I could get tickets to "Frankenstein" before Halloween.

The magnum opus & life's work of my favorite director & greatest artistic inspiration.

I need to sit with this for a while. It's utterly devastating, in the best possible way.

26.10.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe ATLANTAβ€”Saying the novelty decoration would add the perfect touch to Halloween yard displays, the Home Depot announced Friday it had begun selling a new 12-foot-tall Willem Dafoe in stores nationwide....

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

26.10.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 1737 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 47
26.10.2025 11:02 πŸ‘ 3298 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 8

If anyone is, or knows someone who is, proficient in Maya animation software, then contact me.

I have a screenshot of a problem that a student is having, and no one in the class, the other schools, or the internet has proven helpful so far. I'm new to it, and not much help.

26.10.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The BΓΆcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The BΓΆcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

24.10.2025 08:27 πŸ‘ 15920 πŸ” 5058 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 178

Free will rules

24.10.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 2110 πŸ” 487 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 57

houston: as you may know, there's an important election going on *right now* to fill a seat in congress. this is a big deal. if you live in district 18, the governor has deliberately denied you representation in congress since march. now is your chance to vote. here's some info🧡

21.10.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11

❀️

20.10.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

19.10.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 11054 πŸ” 2274 πŸ’¬ 410 πŸ“Œ 965

Fact. 😎

19.10.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think he'll die in the ring. I think that he'll fall or something, have a relatively minor injury, and one of his current associates at that point who realizes what's up will simply refuse to bring him back. The whole promotion conspires to not let him in. For his own good.

19.10.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG, I had not even thought of that until just now!

I forbid it.

18.10.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0