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😂😂

Ok but what about Wales 🥺😂

Scotland > France right now #SixNations

An onion a day instead of an apple?

Stink shame, more like

People who enjoy eating raw onion - what is wrong with you?

thoughts and prayers to all surrounding pub toilets, communal bins and trees

Ooh that's a lovely colour! Is it a boy or a girl? Maybe Lionel, or Leonora

Only two months until I see them again 🥳

SFA immediately improves any and all situations 🫶 #TOTP

Baggy trousers ✅
Iridescent lip gloss ✅
Crop top ✅

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Liam Gallagher! #TOTP

Screenshot of an X post by Dan Scavino reading, “Happening Now in the Oval Office at the @WhiteHouse. God Bless the USA!” with prayer, heart, U.S. flag, and eagle emojis. Below is a photo inside the Oval Office showing Donald Trump seated at the Resolute Desk while a large group of men in suits stand around him in a circle with heads bowed and hands extended in prayer. American flags, gold drapes, and framed portraits are visible in the room.

“Iran is run by religious fanatics.”

I think this will be me tomorrow, just going to find a sheltered corner and bask in it 🥰

Edinburgh! Clear skies and sunshine all day. It's pretty nippy out but I'm sat in a puddle of sunshine by the open window and it's heaven

My GOD I've missed sitting in the warm sunshine 🥰 I can literally feel my serotonin levels rising

I do agree with all that but I do also still think he's a moron

My granny always said tilting at windmills was for morons. She wasn't wrong

No, a Pixel. I bought a refurbished one in a hurry when I broke my old one. It was allegedly mint condition but the power button came off & then the GPS stopped working, luckily within 30 days so I can 🤞 get a refund! I've bought a brand new one this time 😂 Doesn't sound good about your battery!

That's a bit weird!

Second new phone in less than a month 🫠
Fingers crossed this one isn't a lemon

He knew what he was about

Home from the pub, made that Bourdain sandwich because why the fuck not eh

Spotted one of Andrew's close protection officers on my walk earlier

The poor little lad 💔

I've got to decide what to make for dinner AGAIN

Not at all. Yes the man is generally unlikeable & has deserved his downfall for years now but there's not really anything funny about the story. There is so much injustice surrounding what happened to those girls, and so little prospect of meaningful accountability (or punishment). It's sickening

I checked their Instagram stories and there were lots of cats there! Very cute, although you'd need to have the most chilled cat in the world I think! Peg would be a menace 😂

Super cute, I had something similar 😂🥰

I'm looking forward to seeing it. I dearly love the book but have no qualms about someone reinterpreting the story, otherwise what's the point of making another adaptation?!