P Double G 🇺🇸

Genuinely, as he gets more insane, he just gets funnier it’s infuriating

oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”?

The normal person needs 6 pairs of shoes.

The freak in those people needs 60 pairs.

You freaks..

Mr prez can we name the moon like sky Trump and it can be our 54th state

States are so pesky about who wins and loses elections. Let’s just use a show of hands..

A lot of vips boarded JE s plane by mistake and just went with it apparently.

Honest mistake

a peace sign with a flame

sure the world is on fire but i hope we find a little peace today

She’s so o o hard to find

Hey Bob, come back to Minnesota and sing some sense into these killers.

Hey Bruce, here’s some stuff to sink your teeth into.

Hey Bono, every day these days is bloody.

We could use a little help.

God, I hope so

They think they can turn us on each other. Fkn idiots.

They’re just making us care more than we did before.

Religious Experience ffs

too old to feel this young

I made ketchup from scratch yesterday. It’s so good it imparts wisdom on you when you eat it. It makes tater tots a gourmet delight.

40 has got to be tough. 40 more years at least. Sorry to bring this up

The plan for Greenland involves staging a plumbing disaster and having the insurance company pay for the country.

The president looks like he’s decaying before our eyes.

I just wanted to see you smile. 😀

Every community area in a senior home is like that.
Lotta fist shaking

Sometimes the most radical thing you can do is educate normal people on complex subjects in ways that are engaging and digestible.

On long lonely cold days, I get tired of my own thoughts. Grab a book.

I ain’t quite as dumb as I seem

I want a judge with a short robe and a loooooong docket

You’re lucky. This skeet replaces the one I just deleted. It was a solid shitshow YW

The Kirkland Deluxe Cauliflower Crust Pizza is worthy of your consideration.

Or not IDGAS

cause of death: trying to outpizza the hut

I’ll never wear jorts again ever since the squirrel/leg incident. I live in fear.

Stupid Alexa jokes..

We all pretend to be in love

It’s fine I’m pretending 2

This is ART by the way can’t you tell I mean it’s deep it almost hurts sheesh

I know it’s wrong but yesterday morning I had a complete and utter desire to read a Sunday paper