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Me: so what will my new crown be made of?

Dentist: it’s a material called Lithium Disilicate.

Me: ooh that’s my favourite disilicate.

Dentist:

Me:

Dentist:

Me: so I’ll just make an appointment yeah?

10.03.2026 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof, that quote from Victoria Hervey. Classy….

10.03.2026 10:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hark the Triumph Herald angels sing.

09.03.2026 14:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s your sign?

08.03.2026 23:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like he’ll be wearing the white baseball cap to more honour parades then.

08.03.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could it be the same two men?

08.03.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

His *first* son must be so pissed off. I imagine family barbecues will be unbearable.

08.03.2026 21:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa, steady on…..actually you may have a point.

05.03.2026 16:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s not even a Bush.

05.03.2026 16:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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From FT comments

05.03.2026 13:47 👍 4383 🔁 1531 💬 193 📌 106

Pakistan sank an Indian frigate in 1971 using torpedoes too.

04.03.2026 14:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wouldn’t advise him to get long-life milk in the weekend big shop.

03.03.2026 23:52 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bloody hell. ‘71 was a good year, wasn’t it?

03.03.2026 11:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 10:56 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

03.03.2026 10:47 👍 868 🔁 292 💬 58 📌 39

Careful, Laurie might stumble back on this thread and choose to call you names in the dead of night.

Of course, he’s ideologically pure, so it’s OK when he does it.

03.03.2026 10:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh bless, change the goalposts and resort to personal insults.

You’re just not very good at this, are you Laurie?

03.03.2026 06:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or: my neighbour *actually has* attacked me, so I’m going to stop him from doing it again.

I’m sorry you’re having difficulty with this concept Laurie. Perhaps you can write everyone involved a sharply-worded note (spoil yourself: stick an emoji in).

02.03.2026 23:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Withnail and I meme with text “we went into a world war by mistake”

Withnail and I meme with text “we went into a world war by mistake”

02.03.2026 22:10 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

No, he just likes saying “lethality” because it gives him a semi.

02.03.2026 22:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drones and missiles were already heading towards Cyprus.

It seems reactive, not pre-emptive. Your mileage may vary.

02.03.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Degrading someone’s ability to attack, Laurie. It’s an acceptable form of defence.
(Would it help if I used an emoji too? I’m 55 and would seem odd, but if that’s what floats your boat…)

02.03.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hold no brief for Israel or the US in this. But if Iran takes shots at otherwise uninvolved states (and UK territory) are we no longer allowed to take steps in our defence?

02.03.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plus (and I accept you may disagree), the concept of collective defence is an internationally acknowledged concept.

02.03.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hello. Are you forgetting that I reminded you the bases on Cyprus are sovereign UK territory? So there *is* a British interest, whether you like it or not.

02.03.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, as options go, it’s definitely not the worst one.😉

02.03.2026 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did, thanks. It make a lot of sense to move them out of danger.

And the 16,000-odd people *on* British Overseas Territory? Should they be protected?

02.03.2026 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bases on the island of Cyprus are sovereign UK territory. You knew that, didn’t you?

02.03.2026 16:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“And they had no Merchant Ivory on the in-flight movie selection.”

02.03.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

…so, given where we are, what would you have us do?

02.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0