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Thx, T!

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De nada...Texan here. Speak Spinach a bit. Los numeros y las palabras malas solamente. Gnomesayin'?

2/ see above: @snojustice.bsky.social @amw-g.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @rodneysrh.bsky.social HONORARY ONLY. Not meant for acct bldg, but some WILL FOLLOW. VET them to YOUR liking. Again let me know if you'd rather NOT be included. We're all here for our own reasons. My GREAT HONOR. THX!

Plan to add the following to EVERYDAY HEROES STARTER PACK #18 honoring VETERANS, TEACHERS, HCW's, & OTHERS that HELP PPL EVERY DAY. THX to ALL! Let me know if you'd rather NOT be included. @spindoc627.bsky.social @joesdailycat.bsky.social @superpuller.bsky.social @reichellaw.bsky.social Pls see #2-

Funny, Ian...made me think...when we change our times in spring & fall, in the spring it SHOULD be on a MONDAY, not a SUNDAY!...make that MONDAY SHORTER by one hour. (won't happen, of course..just a tht. Like I CARE now I'm retired. Does take some getting used to...gets light later, stays lt later.)

Thx, Tricia, for including me AND my @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social acct! Lots of new ppl to meet in there. Much obliged!

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Meant to mention to @judithbolyard.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @misslizzy.bsky.social & any1 w/ Netflix lkg for cool shows, "The Dinosaurs" narrated by Morgan Freeman, made by Spielberg- animated. Awesome. Never heard of many of them. Goes WAY BACK. @drginnymac.bsky.social @docatcdi.com

Medical experts say that if you contract pneumonia you should visit a doctor. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says you should just bathe in raw sewage instead. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

The revolution needs more music

Tlkg to @arran25801.bsky.social abt map of TX. Funny but mostly true- still. Found in restaurant in S. Austin 25+ yrs ago. Ppl "frum TX" ( TEX-is) or familiar w/ it KNOW. @texasvet77.bsky.social @texasbluedot70.bsky.social @betoorourke.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @rebelb1ue.bsky.social

Never know, eh? We routinely share BAD JOKES by text...got her 1st phone...too dang cute. Take care....finta post a song on @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social then go walk. Take care.

You ASKED FOR IT! ...."it's THE CHICKEN!"...is that COLD or WHAT? From a 10 Y/O?...She GOT ME...send whatever you have. Our "Board (bored?) of Directors" can decide whether it's worth REPOSTing.

I asked "Why?"...she came back with..."To get to THE IDIOT's house!"...Me: "WHUT?"...then came KNOCK KNOCK!

Cool...wanna know 2nd joke? Has 2 parts...

2/ Your turn, btw...also...just added you...shld get a notice from @unsub.blocks.listifications.app , assuming you FOLLOW them, in CHAT.

Be proud to. THANKS for what you do. Will do. I also have a 2nd acct, @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social where we share BAD JOKES that make ppl LAFF. (We hope) Know any? My 10 y/o GREATgdtr just sent me 2. "I have a cat joke." Then "I was just kitten." Then asked: "WHY did the chicken cross the road?"

2/ see above: @gordonpope.bsky.social HONORARY ONLY. Not meant for acct bldg, but some WILL FOLLOW. VET them to YOUR liking. Again let me know if you'd rather NOT be included. We're all here for our own reasons. Each to their own. My GREAT HONOR making these. THANKS!

Plan to add the following to EVERYDAY HEROES STARTER PACK #18 honoring VETERANS, TEACHERS, HCW's, & OTHERS that HELP PPL EVER DAY. THX to ALL! Let me know if you'd rather NOT be included. @saintsophia.bsky.social @pattywak.bsky.social @kateabarca.bsky.social @this-is-insane.bsky.social Pls see #2-

FACEBOOK, of course. Finally realized EVERY AD & ARTICLE on there any more are TOTAL BS/SCAMS/CLICKBAIT. I only go there to see family members' photos who still use it AND to steal cartoons, some funny, some political, & repost them here from my @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social acct.

I've seen this before on FB, of course. Practically EVERY, no...make that EVERY ARTICLE & AD on FB any more are TOTAL BS/SCAMS/CLICKBAIT. WTG, Fuckerberg! You SUCK! TOTAL BS nurses & other HCW's care abt the $$ or whether someone can PAY or NOT. We cld CARE LESS who your Daddy is, too. Thx!

Thx, Pete @psychopete.bsky.social for including both my accts in this amazing STARTER PACK w/ SO MANY new, interesting ppl to meet. NICE JOB! Will def use here AND @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social . Did I mention FDJT? You sure? Much obliged!