Kevin Todd

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

The no thanks, I already ate Games

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Jesus didn’t tweet.
Jesus didn’t drive a car.
Jesus didn’t own a refrigerator.

The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

how do you not do this before launching a war on iran

People living in poverty and on the edge of poverty know vastly more about grocery prices than John Husted, because if the cart goes up or down by a few bucks it makes a massive difference to them

So he’s literally doing Mission Accomplished. We’ve blown up all their stuff, now we’re at the beginning of rebuilding their country. I’m sure that’ll go well!

It seems bad that every time we elect a Republican President, a significant chunk of their base believes that President has been chosen by God to start a war in the Middle East and kick off the end times

January, but otherwise yeah

One one had, it’s an illegal war started by an illegitimate President, but on the other hand it’s making everything more expensive and is making the world more dangerous.

Nobody ever heard of gas prices before, the fake news just made it up because they hate TRUMP

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

This also still exists everywhere

Hey remember when every Team Trump excuse for this proved false and then everyone moved on?

Get a load of this jackass wearing a baseball cap when he’s supposed to be honoring the soldiers who died in his war

Abolish ICE

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

This is so nuts. Being an AUSA was considered SUCH a prestigious job when I was in law school. Where it’s gone in just over a year is wild

And they're still grabbing people off the street and building concentration camps and there seems to be some kind of a child sex-trafficking ring coverup at the highest levels of government? Otherwise, though, best of times

Are we not at war with Iran, or have we been at war with Iran for several decades? Depends on the day!

It’s a lot of hours, but I can’t say I have much sympathy when a robber tells me it’ll be too hard to return all the stuff they stole from me

I thought we weren’t at war, we were at major combat operations?

DHS lost its Secretary and its Sexcretary all in one day 😳😳

It’s Noemver

It’s felony assault

That it’s for lieutenant governor, plus the cake bit. “If you don’t elect me assistant to the governor, a sharia ninja will slice up your cake with a sword.”

But we're in the middle of Mark Wahlberg's 40-day challenge!

Not talking about people who make mistakes, work sincerely to make amends, and find faith to be a key part of that process. But guys like the representative here deploy the language of faith cynically ALL. THE. TIME.