Happy birthday, you beautiful, fancy little lady! ❤️
17.02.2026 17:48
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Happy birthday, you beautiful, fancy little lady! ❤️
That, my friend, is debatable.
The one in front looks so hopeful! How could I disappoint that face? I'm in.
Hmmmph. Back in my day, the giant squirrels didn't leave their tits swinging in the wind.
You are in no way equipped to maneuver in today's political climate. Step aside and make way for someone with fire in the belly and a pulse.
I'm sure Merrick Garland could use a friend at Our Lady of Perpetual Flacidity nursing home.
Hey now, that floppy, sad sandwich is my guilty pleasure!
Wish we'd had that instead of Russell Stover when I was a kid. Butterscotch squares sound divine.
This one's always on my "you can take 10 albums to a deserted island" list.
That, madame, is a vicious rumor.
No music lately, but I'm getting really mediocre at Xbox!
It was a mistake to let men know about social media.
Wouldn't be the worst way to go 🤷♂️
Their live shows are nothing less than magic.
I was definitely at Sunday mass and not playing pinball at the Greyhound depot. 😇
Nothing like being ogled by armed redneck incels to make a woman feel safe while jogging 🙄
Wasn't he the inspiration for Steely Dan's "Kid Charlemagne"?
Holy shit, I'm obsessed with this cover! The arrangement and Kyndle Wylde's can't-look-away performance...*chef's kiss*
"Well hello, crisp, refreshing, calorie-free club soda!"
*can't open hermetically sealed bottle*
"Heyyyy, crappy, flat, store-brand root beer. How YOU doin'?"
Ben & Jerry Scotchy Scotch Scotch ice cream
Still butthurt that this flavor never had a revival.
I'm booked solid with work this month. I fear you will have enjoyed all the Jack by the time I get a moment to breathe 😂
