harlow

feel like i’m forgetting something

george sun elaine moon kramer rising

i just want four walls and adobe slabs for my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”

they oughta make pronouns for men. a little something for the fellas

ten years ago nobody had even heard of “electronic” mail. now many of us use it in our everyday lives

*southern lawyer voice* now now now now am i to understand that this PORN comes from some sort of a HUB?

gaysex420… thank you

i saw mommy pegging santa claus

when i was a little boy i used to dream about hitting a game winning shot in the Emirates NBA Cup

some personal news: i have declared for the nba draft

i’m gonna take my joe to the

if you like watching teenagers miss free throws, nothing beats March Madness™

happy #InternationalWomensDay to, you guessed it, the fellas

shai-hulud gilgeous-alexander

MAVS ROLL !!! BASKETBALL MAKES ME HAPPY !!!

musha rain dum a doo, dum a da
whack for my daddy-o
whack for my daddy-o there’s
░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

the mahomes & maauto commercial makes me want to makill maself

quoth the raven, “do i make you horny baby yeah”

did they find the guys from the titanic submarine yet

taco bell omakase

*mark ruffalo voice*

just saw a keke palmer hello fresh billboard and got so horny i almost flipped my car into a ravine

can’t wait until argylle comes out so i never have to see the argylle trailer again

“you must be kingo stuber if you think we’re fucking”

me:

that’s right

i’d like to go back in time and kill the mf who invented putting an ad between free throws

she eb on my neezer til i scrooge

E. Musk Dwyer 🤞🏼

it appears the enormous physical and mental strain of no nut november has killed former secretary of state henry kissinger

this is the type of shit i’ve been on lately