DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp

I recall a powder blue colored hair dryer.

Thank you, Bluesky!!!

Goodnight!

“Mom!
Jenna is doing that thing with the test tubes again.”

My dad knew a guy that had a pencil.

Me at work, thinking to myself, trying to drown out the office loudmouth…

“Somebody unplug her, please.”

I would be terrible participant in an ER situation…especially if I was a patient.

I’m not very good a being a patient.

I was wearing socks earlier today.

The pacemaker is capturing.

In all honesty, even if my partner sang as well as Celine Dion, I would still request her to stop, if she was singing to me.

Save it for community theater.

On a serious note, I really did have an ex-girlfriend that would sing to me.

It was cringy.

Excuse me…you there…the one in the hallway with the green hat.

I asked you not to sing anymore.

Please stop.

We’ve been accused of not letting right-wingers have equal time on our posts.

So here from Texas is Republican Senator Rick Parker:

“My fellow Americans…I’m sorry my political party is so damn stupid.

Thank you.”

Try not to sing to me ever again.

Please stop singing.

This Saturday is the 43rd Annual Delray Polkafest and Wool Festival.
Please join us for polka, cabbage rolls, sauerkraut, the famous “Room of 100 Cheeses”, sheep and coffee.
Polka the night away with special guest band Petallica.
Tickets are available at Bob’s Discount Mattress Warehouse.

And finally…

“Look around your environment for opportunities…that being said, I will NOT have my daughter late for her own wedding!”

Thank you, Everyone!
Good night!!!

Do you understand the class work?
You start by melting butter in a nonstick skillet. Medium-high to high heat.

Didn’t Ms. Griffin cover this yesterday?

This bra is killing me.

How to patch and repair drywall…the hard way.

That must’ve took some serious training!

Congratulations to Lisa “The Hobbit Skank” Lalenska!!!!🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations Ron Tapioca!!!👍👍👍

Congratulations Mike Derucki !!!🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations Billy Baroo!!!

If I could DOUBLE-NOT-WATCH the State-of-the-Union address tonight, I would.

How anyone can stand listening to that moron tonight is beyond me.

Carrying on my tradition of NEVER watching a State-of-the-Union address.

Who can call BINGO first?

"Piss on a Tesla" - Original song by DAЯK MATTEЯ YouTube video by TheHappySpaceman

"Do your civic duty while doing your duty and piss on a Tesla today!"

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I would check and see who blocked me but I’m already depressed enough.

Have they legalized magic mushrooms yet?

I have an easier time finding gold than those.

It’s “password123”

Virtually unbreakable.