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I feel like somehow I should have seen notes on Survivor that begin with “Hey, it’s Billie Eilish” coming

My friends, believe me when I say: a great many dicks were drawn that day

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That being said, I have also gotten in trouble this evening for suggesting my son’s hamburger purveyor may have actually had a good reason for not putting their mobile order on the counter tonight, so I “just say” a lot of things and sometimes I am punished for it

I don’t know the first thing about either that site or that show but it seems like the poster has misinterpreted the ad to be specifically for someone to write bad things about that show, as opposed to just being like-minded.

Not to say that isn’t *also* stupid. I’m just saying.

My favorite comedy actor from the 19209010s is John C. “Ted” Riley-McGinley

The Fruit Stripe zebra

Ugh here we go again, like a broken record with the “where’s my parade”

How are all of the ceiling speakers in banks always blown

…why

I KNOW!!!

Right?!?! It’s like, okay… and then it’s like… what

I mean

woof. sometimes I just dunno man. ya know

a lot of people seem to confuse "agility" with just being able to schedule meetings whenever they want with 20 minutes notice

DENNIS!

Man it is SO good seeing fresh Patriot vibes. #dtfstlouis

Love is something you do.

Watched the whole thing, finished maybe a year ago. It was really wild revisiting how big of a thing HIV was.

How dare you. How dare you.

REASONS PEOPLE SHOULD WANT TO WORK WITH ME: Professional, dedicated to good work, committed to reason, pretty easy to hang with

REASONS PEOPLE SHOULD NOT WANT TO WORK WITH ME: absolutely draconian perspective on use of title case, wastes time passive-aggressively editing everyone's docs to comply

Seems reasonable. I mean, you can’t be expected to KEEP looking at it

In a world where people only really need amps if they tour, hardly anybody tours under their own power anymore, and it’s hard to find an accepting Goodwill, the current open market value of a 1980s Peavey 4x10 speaker cabinet is a minus sign followed by the cost of a trip to your local landfill

Yes. And during covid, stop signs pretty dramatically shifted toward just being suggestions, at least around here.

Decimal Time: How the French Made a 10-Hour Day In 1793, the French smashed the old clock in favor of French Revolutionary Time: a 10-hour day, with 100 minutes per hour, and 100 seconds per minute.

Even in 1793, thinking you could get everyone to adopt new timekeeping seems like it must have been a huge leap

I’ve been hoping they’d adopt this kind of thing more after Jost/Che made surprise jokes a semi-regular part of the news. One way I think it’d be more fun is if it was intro’d by someone, instead of the onscreen text. Feels like something Buck Henry would do in the olden days.

She is for me the winner of the current cast. So good.

it was not Hillary Clinton, I checked

It’s really quite well put together, but yeah a bit overwrought

Shield of the Americas seems like it’s something akin to the roof of Hooli