Brooke 🏳️‍⚧️🐾

me proposing: the ring is 24 karot gol-

bunny girl gf: tw-twenty four carrots 🤤

this is how i tweet

hydroplaning just to feel something

mpreg is out, tgirlpreg is IN

going to get a ultrasound at the radiologist (im pergnant?)

need a girl tht says oh good heavens and faints when i show her my boobs

asking my doctor what are we after my physical

breaking bad but we're just on DIY

i am the dog who frots

big things are happening in x dot com the everthinh app

Batman (me) stopping Joker (my doctor) and saving Gotham (begging for prog)

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appointment got movd up 2 weeks

2week grindr t4t situationship is worse tha n going to war,

prog appointment countdown,, t-minus 30 days

legislation? err,, actually ima dog and cant read that so :p

ive been told wicked is toxic yuri,, now i might watch it

Switch 2 has been released. Where is the bottom and top 2? (I’m sorry this joke is so bad)

got jury duty :(( if i start barking will they let me leave??

not really bi, i just like the compliments on grindr

got this guy for christmas

iam a machine that turns other girls pee into also my pee

ok chat so we're literally lactating,,

sensitive nipples r great but i just keep bumpiing into walls,,

he said no,, spit on me and then gave me spiro

lock in chat we're getting prescribed prog today (please please pleade)

the one day a month i dress nice (doctors officr)

im a busy woman,
2am - 10am: bedrotting
10am - 6pm: twiter scrolling
7pm - 1am: taking cute selfies