12.03.2026 02:44
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Ah yes, it's weird cause I remember listening to the original song a lot before the sped up meme. And then I've listened to the sped up version so much that the original feels weird to listen to again.
mario may be super but im super duper
You rest my queen. Thank you for carrying me all these years. I couldn't have done it without you.
Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎈🎁
the magic apocalypse that frees everyone is not coming. the pile of bones just keeps getting higher
Does this mean that a foreign country can bomb the US, kidnap Trump and his wife, and let him stand trial in their own country? For crimes against humanity? Anybody?
Fuck it, top 5 favorite memes:
1. Storm Area 51 to See Dem Aliens - They Can't Stop All of Us
2. You reposted in the wrong neighborhood
3. We Are Number One
4. Ugandan Knuckles
5. Tide Pods
I made this in the last 30 minutes so probably not an accurate list, but these are all really solid and memorable.
1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7F...
2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D9S...
3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH...
4. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0...
5. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJK...
Fuck it, top 5 favorite YouTube videos. (Links Below)
1. That Zone Between Area 50 and 52 - Internet Historian
2. Feeding The Trolls 93: Spirit Science - That Weasel
3. My Heart Will Go On Recorder - Matt Mulholland
4. Weird russian singer - Chum Drum Bedrum
5. 8-Bit World - Your Favorite Martian
Ah fuck it Happy New Year. I won't let the orange devil and Twitter stealer ruin my day.
Idk about y'all but I'm really not looking forward to 2026.
Mawgu is also my favorite
The first one was ok. The second one had good music and that's all I can really say about it. The 80's movie may have been cringe as all Hell, but at least it was fun and creative. No sonic weapons in the new movie, no secret alien controlling everything, just boring, I should read the books.
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm)
the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads: * PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES * YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE * Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS" * "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them (This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers): ? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop] ?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars] ??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving] "Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please" They have played us for absolute fools
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
The ranking of the 7 players that came out for Ultimate Singles in Your Area 181 this past Thursday.
Thank you all for coming out to USYA 181. Here are your 7 performers for the event. No USYA next Thursday due to Christmas.
@escapedtheasylum.bsky.social
@docschnasty24.bsky.social
@ezuthealien.bsky.social
@onlyrosmontis.bsky.social
@dacocoyo.bsky.social
@favormyflavor.bsky.social
Lipidking
Neuron... ACTIVATED!!!
Idk how this even happened
Dragon
Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.
No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
Lol
Clip farming is that other side of me.
