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I Got Slammed In The Back of a Dragula. Here's What It Taught Me About Optimizing My Workflow For Success In Today's Changing Market:

Are they going to reverse your decision throwing T New Yorkers under the bus?

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

Mao inventing pride month: gays hold up one twelfth of the year

Gamergate is the Dreyfus Affair of the 21st Century and I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes 9/11 truthers

what if pete docter had to explain to kids why his bones are broken

harvest moon snes screen with a 3x3 patch of dirt and a 3x3 patch of some vegetable sprouting

For Woman Day we celebrate the farming games so loved by women and femmes, and fems, and inverts. The most woman-centric formula? A grid of squares! By pressing a button near each square, following intervals, woman's sadness is kept at bay. 💜

Game on, no matter how your body is! 🌄🌽🎮

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

Damn me, but all things are queer

That world isn't even dead! That's a modern playground! They're longing to return to the fucking present somehow.

“Watch any movie with free subtitles opensubtitles dot com”

Robot Detective Janperson, a purple and silver robot, wearing a goofy and enormous leather jacket, leather pants, and brown shoes.

me staring at the ice cream department completely immobile for 25 minutes as a 100mg gummy denatures the proteins in my brain

remember, anyone could be a stand user.

Repeat after me:

I am not meatier than Elon Musk.
I am not meatier than Virgil Texas.
I am not meatier than MF DOOM.
I am not meatier than Hasan Piker.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be meatier than I am.

I'm the goon who thinks these are 9 different people.

As a history channel “Dogfights” enthusiast as a child I really thought the future of aerial warfare would involve more than America shooting down its own jets, tbh. Like, I was kind of excited to see MiG-29 v F-15 but I guess I should have known better

My model shows that Trump will order 7.3 more bombings of Iran during his presidency, during which time he will win 3.0 more FIFA Peace Prizes. And I tell you where to get the most well-done steak at the World Cup. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

I know maps are less popular than clickbait, but pls entertain me

🧵 We are watching two escalating conflicts at the same time:

• Pakistan–Afghanistan cross-border fighting
• Israel–Iran strikes, with spillover across the Gulf

These events may converge into a regional displacement crisis.

Deciding "y’all" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been deepthroated by your plural boyfriends and it SHOWS.

haha he fuckin got our ass

Spare a thought for the China hawks Holden Bloodfeast III, 34 years old, works at Chatham House, just wants to see the Three Gorges Dam get vaporised before he goes completely bald, getting cucked by his dad who can only get hard seeing minarets fall over again

engaging in some deep war studies studies re: Iran

Christopher from The Sopranos

It’s called the linguini canal, Tone. You put your meatballs in it when you’re not usin’ em

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

Yesterday was 5 years of Kill James Bond and we’d just like to say firstly that we love every single one of our listeners and secondly free Palestine and trans rights, thank you for your attention to this matter, KJB

in a groundbreaking, world-first surgery, the two wolves inside my large adult son have been successfully euthanized. he now exists within a never-before imagined frame of morality; operating under ethics free of our lupine duality. what will he do now? i hope he convinces his mother to take me back

Hello.

I have no hint to know what "ligma" is. And I have no intention to participate in a discussion about it. What I do is warn that some more context would save time for people who do not even know what is this about.

I don't see why should I refrain from giving the advice.

Regards.

Gonna be honest, it always squicked me out. I don't begrudge anyone liking it, but I absolutely do not see the appeal.