LiteralGShep

Just pure porn

Trade your si for .5 of a bigger liter

Yo

@AlexGshep

Though want the telegram so we can bs on there?

Jokes on you. Yeetus deeletus brake linus

Fromt Mississippi but moving to South Dakota

I’m otr as well😭

Ngl russian edm while in the shower slaps

Let’s do it lez. Though seriously it would be cool to run across you in person and bs at a old school trucker dinner

Aight word meet you there bby lol

Oh yes. Also I hope that your car breaks down on the way to work and your late to shift change making the last crew have to stay over. I hope your dinner is burnt

I hope you get THAT ambulance this shift. I hope you get nothing but dumbass calls. I hope you get THAT house all shift

Aww bet. See you down in Kentucky. Are you feeling flying J or loves?

Same homie. :(

He’s a sweet bean

I hope you step on a lego when you go to pee at night. I hope you have a Quiet shift and get to sleep ALL NIGHT. I hope your bed breaks while your sleeping in it. I hope there is a tack in your seat on the ambulance. I have when you go to give a epi shot you inject yourself.

But could they have hopped onto your fresh set off of you? Lol

Johnathan have no money. He simple goober

Could one have escaped off your clothes into your house while you were stripping down? What’s that itchy feeling at night?

NO NO!! WRONG ENTITY!! Johnathan has a propeller hat. That’s a fedora. That is the sign of…neckbeards…

He is fren. Don’t worry about him. His name is Johnathan. He just wants to go get food and cuddles….oh wait that’s not Johnny. Umm ignore him. Shit it’s to late we acknowledged him. Welp shit

Next goal is 50

Thanks for spreading the word homie

Yeet the foops

Up to some mischief. Absolute goober right there. Pure certified goofy hours about to go down

Just don’t become Mr DOT man. Lol

God damnit. Can’t say i’m surprised though

@alexgshep.bsky.social what to post first? Your mum gey