It was time to face reality. After all these years, Dora realised that the one thing she had not explored was her own need for adventure and danger, and also she was a mermaid now apparently
Girl, your man looks like he'd send toast back for being too spicy
In sadness and loss, the people assembled, and in the melancholic joy of life going on, they sang. In drunkenness, they vomited and then, in a complete stupor, they fell over into the vomit, rolled around, got vomit and sticks in their hair, and fell asleep.
It moves! We can watch as the Kepler supernova remnant changes over a quarter of century in X-rays from Chandra. #aas247
chandra.si.edu/photo/2026/k...
Look at this bad boy
The mysteries of... The Bell Curve
Actuality, that *isn't* the way I like it
You've heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for fey on a sleigh
TEN THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDRED NIPPLES
I DON'T GIVE A *whispers* สฐแตแตแตสณแถฆโฟแต สฐแตแถแต
There's no "I" in "Orchestra", Sharon
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Voice, whispers: six seven days
"Oh great Wise One, I come before you to seek your counsel. Where may I find that which I have lost?"
"Mate, what do I look like, the Knowledgeable One?"
Your man looks like he writes clean limericks on a book of poetry he'll never publish
Your man looks like he writes dirty limericks on toilet stall walls
Girl, your man looks like he prefers the prequel trilogy
Your man looks like he'd throw gun in rock paper scissors
Seeking connection, we embrace the void
Hamburger in the streets, hamburglar in the sheets
Nature abhors three things most deeply. Of vacuum, all are aware. Of comprehension, many are not. The third and most unknown thing, though, is limericks.
I simply ask the universe for a large violin, and: Viola! There it is.
You're *what*?!
SKIN SUIT, crusted
Rupert, son of Egbert, of whom many dark tales are told but which shall not be retold here, was known by all in the Midland as a man of great knowledge and craft, but to none was the knowledge gifted of his forthcoming two weeks leave
Pompeii and ceremonyeii
Uber but for organs
Thanks for joining me on this video call. Could you please bite your ear to confirm you're human?
#sbseurovision are we not mentioning the mouse
#sbseurovision obviously taken some steps to speed up this process by only presenting the 12 point scores. You could probably take another 30m of the total by banning any vote presenters from singing.
#sbseurovision did nemo keep both ankles or...
