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I am the powerful mother of a thin desert boy

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Stupid Fucking Idiots: I hate Trump and Epstein. They're awful, so I'm gonna call them the worst thing ever... Gay.

Fuck anyone who likes this or thinks it's funny. I'm sick of these monsters being depicted as gay as if the worst thing they could be when they're ACTUAL FUCKING PEDOPHILES

10.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it said Rush for a second and thought these were Mario themed poppers

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not ready for winter be over. I don't want to suffer through another record breaking summer every year for the rest of my life.

10.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A robot saber-toothed tiger skull

A robot saber-toothed tiger skull

A robot manatee

A robot manatee

A robot slug

A robot slug

A robot dodo

A robot dodo

Some #MarchofRobots pieces from this day in previous years

09.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I absolutely hate my job but I need health insurance cause my ex husband was so kind enough to give me the HIV.

09.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do y’all like your jobs?

Even though it gets heavy, I genuinely like what I do.

09.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 112

Since all these CEOs are making videos of them eating their products, I would like to see the Oil CEOs get in on the fun
Let's make them eat a barrel of their oil on camera for our entertainment.

09.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cake’d TF up

11.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I took PTO so I could come home and stim. Time to bounce until my bones shut up

09.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My autistic super power is having a shirt feel so wrong that even after I take it off my skin and bones start to annoy me. Then I'm left twitching for several hours while every sound, smell, sight, taste, and touch overwhelm me and I want to cry and scream but I'm an adult at work and can't do that.

09.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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if this isnt the Browt evolutionary line, I dont want it

09.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the weekly limit on tuna due to mercury content isn't true.

09.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a chicken with big eyes and a red crest ALT: a close up of a chicken with big eyes and a red crest

There is just something about Survivor and its fans that's doesn't sit quite right with me.

I don't... I don't know about you guys...

08.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oil executives need to be oil executed

08.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🩷 Ιͺα΄›'ꜱ κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ α΄‡κœ°κœ°α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ! 🩷

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 16649 πŸ” 4559 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 57
Me with the Ben Starr holding my FF16 art

Me with the Ben Starr holding my FF16 art

Ifrit did come to me! Thank you for stopping by @benstarr.bsky.social! Made my con!

08.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1
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a young man wearing a blue shirt is smiling and pointing ALT: a young man wearing a blue shirt is smiling and pointing

rather be a "pick me white" and "race traitor" than a racist fascist

08.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YT people like to claim they can't vote for an imperfect candidate "because the are voting with their conscious" and don't want people to think they support 100% of someone's policies
They can do this because they don't see POCs and won't be negatively impacted most times things get bad

I hate us

08.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12586 πŸ” 4625 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26

not only would I not trust him to walk my dog, I wouldn't let him within 100 ft of her. He looks like the kind of guy that molests animals.

07.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who am I kidding, had to do the set

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 7487 πŸ” 1888 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 8
venat ffxiv

venat ffxiv

our lady of light (touched up old piece)

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1222 πŸ” 538 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! A lot of people don't like that expansion but I've enjoyed them all. It is an awkward stretch for healer kits, so you'll feel pressed in some dungeons but it gets better and Shadowbringers and Endwalker are epic

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 14923 πŸ” 5078 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 67
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Here’s a cover I illustrated for the upcoming D&D book, Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. It was such a joy to paint Strahd again πŸ¦‡
Art director: AJ Hanneld

04.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 4055 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 27
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2943 πŸ” 3084 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 69
blender piece/comic depicting an introspective mole

blender piece/comic depicting an introspective mole

mole's thought

06.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 5419 πŸ” 1506 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 9
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06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How might one get into selling feet pics? And do they have to be mine?

06.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•³οΈ

05.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 9153 πŸ” 1762 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 84