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@southerndelite

Hashtag games, coffee addict, avid reader, eclectic musical tastes, cat mom, and nana of 3. Don't confuse my southern accent with low intelligence! "It's ok to color outside of the lines, think outside of the box, and dance to your own music" I ignore DMs

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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board

PSYCHOLOGIST: i’m a doctor

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: no we need a medical doctor

PSYCHOLOGIST: *clicks pen* and how does that make you feel

14.06.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Music clears the static noise from my cluttered mind.

14.06.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

A Democratic Mayor arrested.

A Democratic Congresswoman indicted.

A Democratic Senator tackled and detained.

A Democratic State Representative killed.

A Democratic State Representative in critical condition.

We can all see where this is going.

14.06.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 24922 πŸ” 8849 πŸ’¬ 654 πŸ“Œ 494

Someone dressing up as a police office and shooting two elected officials IN THEIR HOMES is yet another example of why ICE agents need to identify themselves if they are detaining anyone.

14.06.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 3363 πŸ” 878 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 28

In America, we have no Kings, no Queens, no nobles, no dictators, and no emperors. We have no slaves, no serfs and no subjects.

Just usβ€”β€˜We the People.’

14.06.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 10423 πŸ” 2297 πŸ’¬ 408 πŸ“Œ 155
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Happy Obama Appreciation Day

14.06.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 14351 πŸ” 4227 πŸ’¬ 289 πŸ“Œ 201

I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.

14.06.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 7279 πŸ” 1877 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11
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The GOAT!

14.06.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

14.06.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 36769 πŸ” 10685 πŸ’¬ 366 πŸ“Œ 250
Obama Appreciation Day

June 14, 2025

Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2025

June 14, 2025

#ObamaAppreciationDay

14.06.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 7617 πŸ” 3291 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 4
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Wake up and make some good noise!

#GoodMorning #Caturday #NoKings #Protests

14.06.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#ItsFriday13thAndIm not scared of your superstitions.

13.06.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Artist Credit: @FeelGoodOnBlueSky.bsky.social for The WakeUp N FeelGood Hashtag Game

Artist Credit: @FeelGoodOnBlueSky.bsky.social for The WakeUp N FeelGood Hashtag Game

#ItsFriday13thAndIm is the Friday Edition of The #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame !

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @FeelGoodOnBluesky.bsky.social and @WakeUpNFeelGood.bsky.social !

13.06.2025 06:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#ItsFriday13thAndIm Still not suspicious, touch wood

13.06.2025 06:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#ItsFriday13thAndIm feeling lucky.

13.06.2025 06:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Firepit Down Below

#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

29.05.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I Smell Sex and BBQ

#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

29.05.2025 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND our national forests are NOT FOR SALE.

28.05.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A coworker just said β€œSee you next Tuesday!” to me and actually meant that she’s off work until next Tuesday. What a cunt.

28.05.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œBoot Scootin’ Boogie” by Brooks & Dunn was a US #50 hit in 1992. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #brooksdunn #country #EveryHitSongEver

29.05.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

How to determine your real age:

What sounds more exciting?

a) a great party
b) an early bedtime

10.05.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

It’s only a lie if it’s uttered in the Fibbingshire region of England, otherwise it’s just sparkling bullshit.

28.05.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cool thing about having a fragile ego is that there are so many opportunities to be humbled

29.05.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I reskeet myself because I believe in y’all’s capacity to get the joke eventually

28.05.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.05.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always choose forgiveness.

Unless your name's Ripley, then you're allowed to set them on fire and eject them into space.

09.03.2025 11:03 πŸ‘ 197 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You lost an hour?

Pffft... I once lost like three weeks.

09.03.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

where the fuck's my pizza, charlie brown

29.05.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1