Andy Graham

Rik Mayall’s handwritten letter to a British soldier serving in Afghanistan #rikmayall

Barry from Watford - Minty Biscuit YouTube video by Barry From Watford Archive

Minty Biscuit you say ......? 🤔😁

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I love the theatre, just seen Dr Strangelove on stage and it was perfect. The whole production was just fantastic, the whole cast just doing giving it there all, and Steve Coogan just eating it with all the roles he jumped through in it.- one of the joys of having it so close

Just has a house extension , girl in the bathroom store was stunning , I was never going to sit on the trial bogs in front of her . Went for a tall throne it has a narrow seat , no good for my fat arse and my pecker leaks all over the floor . Still married just .

It’s that weird period when you don’t know what day it is and just eat cheese all the time, between New Year and Christmas.

The opening frames of Local Hero, showing Mac's Porsche 930

That's the next few hours well spent . Thanks film4 ... might have to visit the phone box again soon

Word of the Day is one I keep posting at the end of the year, hoping its time will come.

‘Respair’, from the 16th century, is fresh hope, and a recovery from despair.

Here’s to a few drops of respair in 2025.

“Just texting happy new year now in case the networks are all jammed at midnight!!!”

- early mobile phone user memories

If you're up early tomorrow morning for some reason, this is your reminder that the UK has a brilliant pass of the International Space Station, which passes overhead about 6.07am (check timings for where you are at heavens-above.com). Worth pointing out to anyone small who has woken you up...

Christmas is here ... remember the 50.

When I find out who organised this Zorbing weekend for school principals heads are going to roll!

Welcome to the Blue Suede shoes help line. Dial:

1 for the money
2 for the show
3 to get ready
4 to hear the options again

Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
Pirate: More parity!
Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?

A portrait page covered with 24 numbered line drawings of cartoon aardvarks doing festive things. Numbers 1 to 10 have been coloured in.

Line drawing of a snow man styled to look like an aardvark, with a long carrot nose, stick at the back for a tail, and two socks propped up on sticks coming out of its head to be the ears.

We are **days** behind on our @mooseallain.bsky.social @worldofmoose.bsky.social Aardvent Calendar, but are having an absolute blast colouring it in. The thing is genius. (The snowvark with socks on sticks for ears cannot beaten.)

My all time greatest dad joke was in response as follows:

Voice from the Kitchen: what's on telly?
Me: The Comedy Map of Britain
Voice from the kitchen: is it funny?
Me: ... In places!

Be kind.

Merry Christmas to All, EXCEPT For The Following People | Colin From Portsmouth's 2024 Xmas List YouTube video by TheExplodingHeads

"Merry Christmas to all, EXCEPT for the following people..."

Colin from Portsmouth wishes peace on earth to select mankind in his 2024 Christmas message.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMg...

Middle class women of a certain age make up the majority of my friendship group and I’d say: I really wouldn’t mess, Greggy.

My version of ‘Whamageddon’ is to listen to Last Xmas EVERY DAY of December because it’s a banger that makes me feel Christmassy and nostalgic and George Michael was a brilliant pop song writer and all round decent bloke.

I’ve never sold my photos before, but a few people asked for prints of this so now you can buy it from our site. www.worldofmoose.com/products/exe...

It’s an annual tradition, a free to download and print for yourself Advent calendar. This year it’s an Aardvent calendar.

A cartoon with the title Christmas Trees of the Third Reich. There are four trees with small round decorations on them. The tree belonging to Hitler has only got one ball. Goering has two but rather small. Himmler is rather similar but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

One of my rare seasonal jokes. Tom Matthews drew it and Ian Hislop added the blue tick when he decided to publish it in his scurrilous fanzine Private Eye. I'm very proud to have this on my wall.

“Well, where did you last have it? Have you looked down the back of the sofa?”

Bono’s mum

I hope you’re enjoying my photos
of Scotland. This is where I live.
For those who didn’t know I was
born in England and moved to
Scotland for a fresh start. It’s
such a beautiful place. I moved
because I was being bullied and
abused although hurtful I’m slowly
building my confidence back.

There was a bloke who played Mule Train hitting his head with a tin tea tray youtu.be/i8IbvVTXOIo?...

Honestly, fuck it. I give up. I would LOVE people to support and share posts from small creators: artists, writers, comedians, poets, film-makers… everyone who is not part of some big corporate organisation, people who are trying to make a go of it on their own. If you don't want to, fine 🤷‍♂️

Please repost (retweet) stuff on here. Once that stopped on Twitter, we comedians didn’t feel the platform was working for us. I know it’s a wank thing to ask to publicise us, but we need it and we publicise loads of other things. Isn’t reposting a comedian better than reposting outrage? I hope so.

Of Ballrooms, cars and grazed knuckles — MISSION MOTORSPORT “For the record, this was not my idea”…

"I think we've killed Griff"
It is that time of year when we get a large motor vehicle into a very small lift. Then around a very tight balcony.
Can you help? Park Lane, Tuesday lunchtime, and Wednesday morning first thing.
Don't let this put you off...
www.missionmotorsport.org/news/2019/12...

[Tattoo parlour]
- I'd like an insect on each leg, what would you recommend?
- Ink ant on knees?
- 我想每条腿昆虫，你会推荐什么?