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Right!

😂 lol

If I sell 500 more books I’ll buy the printer. I need to incentivize myself.

There was a guy to retrofitted his entire game room and gave everything a place. He made cont containers and holders and stands for his game room. I was like damn. My brain wouldn’t even work like that. lol.

I only want a 3d printer so I can make this. There is no other reason. This right here sold me.

I want a 3d printer. Hold on. I need to show you why I want a 3d printer. Cause it’s only one reason. And it’s absolutely useless.

Normally, I’m a delinquent after business hours.

Me: Can you run regression on the INT3420.

My brain: ::Lil Jon Voice:: What ya gone do nigga!”

All week I have been randomly screaming out Lil Jon lyrics like I have Tourette’s.

Nobody:
Me:
“ Stop actin like a bitch, you scared”
“To the windowwwww”
“ 3-6-9”
“Turn down for what!”
“What would you do for a twenty tweeen?”

Ion know. Maybe it’s 2001 all over again.

The had a glorious storm last night. It sounded amazing.

I also realized they are smart but lack basic understanding of things we knew as kids. But they don’t really need to know I guess. It’s not the same times. It’s way different for them.

I was like damn. No wonder y’all don’t know how to write words. Y’all just peck at the iPad all day.

Oh wait. My nephew told me he don’t have school books. I was like why? He was like we do everything on our iPad. I’m like so y’all don’t have a locker?

What I like particularly about elementary school teachers is that they will take something complex and explain it in its simplest form so us simple minded people can understand it. It’s too bad the teachers aren’t the ones writing the school books.

If you’ve ever been a teacher you kinda know a lot of stuff. Like random history facts. The way to do 9 times table, or purposely teaching something other than MLK and Harriet Tubman during black history month. My favorite is making blue fire.

Oh and it’s a Tornado warning. They had disaster relief here. But I think the Tornado hit somewhere else.

Everything is too much.

I was just being nice and had no idea all this crazy shit going on around me.

This why I stay in the house man.

Ion like that shit.

I didn’t say nothing to them about it. But just know I will never ever speak to them women again. They can fight amongst themselves without using me to one up each other.

Then last night there were two girls who don’t like each other talking to me and I’m being nice to both of them. I didn’t know they were trying to see who I liked the most. Then I get a text talking about girl let me tell you the tea. And it’s these bitches. Fighting.

There is a lady that be saying I ignore her all the time. She will send me paragraphs. And I’d be like man I never seen you in my life.

And there is more! I’m not even complaining. I’m just gonna fix everything slowly.

I just be over here minding my business.

I really been over here like I didn’t do anything to deserve my entire network to fail. Like nothing at all. Security cams, internet, smart home shit. It’s really too much right now.

I’m still having technical difficulties. And the retrograde is contaminated.

Well I watched the Iranian Minister say they are not coming on US soil. But will fuck up every US military base around them and I believed him. He also said “we are waiting for them” meaning I wish you would step foot in Iran. And he smirked. I was like ohhhhhhh

Also me walking from my bedroom to the office in boyshorts and bear slippers. So let me be quiet.

Ion know. But sometimes she be looking like section 8 and I be like man I’d come out of retirement and go get her together.