Derek Faye (Lovely Macaroons Mrs O)

Morning!
Cissie and Ada and the back scratcher.

£5 for a serviceman? Hettie will have 4.

Cooking fat.
A CarryOn moment.

Yoohoo!

Breathe it in.
A Dinnerladies moment.

An Are You Being Served moment.
Doodah!

Cissie and Ada - Holidays.

Dick Emery’s Clarence and Gordon Clyde.
Who hasn’t had strange dreams. Clarence has them and it makes him toss all night.

A Kenneth Williams story.

Dick Emery’s Rev Chislit and Hettie and Gordon Clyde double bill.

“God is in the holy temple”

Keep the home fires burning.
Till the boys come home.
A AYBS moment.

The Diet plan
A Dinnerladies moment.

Dick Emery’s Traffic Warden meets Gordon Clyde.

Morning!

We all do, but not swinging about going up a hill.

Morning!
As Nadine Dorries is trending.

Thursday, with Mrs Slocombe
Richard Attenborough and little orgasms.

Happy Heavenly Birthday to Frank Thornton.
Little Red Riding Hood.

Morning!

Hettie on Tuesday
Hettie loves the sea, sand and sailors that don’t run fast.

Monday with Dick Emery’s Mandy.
Mandy loves to click with her boyfriend, especially with his long tripod.
Pardon?

Sexual Rehassment
A Victoria Wood moment.

Friday with Clarence.
Clarence always supports local businesses. “Big Burts Steak N’ Chips N’ Carrots N’ topless male dancer restaurant” is always supported.
He loves his meat and two veg.

Big Knockers.
Mrs Slocombe’s Thursday.

Itchy bum.
A Dinnerladies moment.

Dick Emery’s Hettie with Gordon Clyde.
Hettie will meet a man one day. She’ll just have to run faster or build better traps.

Some Dick Emery fun.
The Sporting Gent & Gordon Clyde.

Dick Emery’s Sailor Jack and Gordon Clyde.
Jack loves Limericks.
“The sea was unusually wavy,
When a cook in the Royal Navy,
With a roll of the ship,
Accidentally slipped,
Inundating his captain with gravy.”
W. Robinson.