But educated fleas fall in love with THEM. It always sort of fizzles out because they don't feel intellectually stimulated or emotionally vaildated and the only result is bitterness and regret
That's the real tragedy
It's why I've always advocated for flea school meals
This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.
This one, next week.
![“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein
[an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2n2dejikiq3y3rrg45gtw6si/bafkreig4hk7n6hp3po67f6lqhxdout4edflushs6tmriyvumsfosb2524m)
“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein [an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]
“the thinker of tender thoughts”
by shel silverstein
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
COME BACK!
Being in middle school when the first "Shatterproof" rulers were intruduced we saw them as a challenge. It seems little has changed.
Landscape ecological restoration. It can be done but we need to get a move on. This is Carrifran where the sheep were removed to allow this native woodland to take over.
got another "i wish i could draw" comment this week and i am yelling the same thing i am always yelling: drawing is a technical skill. it's teachable and learnable and it is never "too late" to start picking it up
People who don't look at their WhatsApp for three hours when you're on a manic episode are a menace.
Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.
Morning.
Do you have a "process" for visualising the dark spaces and black ink? When I draw like this (not as well as you obv) I struggle to get the balance between the white space and the dark blocks.
That is astonishingly beautiful. I have an ebony guitar bridge to make in the not-too-distant. I may give that technique a try.
Nice to see Robbie Williams finally feels he can sing about himself
Oh wait...
That is fabulous!
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
While waiting for an international bank transfer to clear I'm researching how the UK stacks up against the rest of the world in workplace deaths for a one-line throw away quip in a comic script I'm writing
How's your day?
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
Just about to get the final sign-off for the latest audiobook - a psychic horror story set in the close confines of a Royal Navy frigate
Just submitted an audition for the next - a compendium of short stories about The Phantom of the Opera
And so the cycle goes...
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
Excellent! Thank you.
My immediate question is do you have plans for an audiobook?
Asking for an audiobook narrator who's been dying to have a crack at Holmes 😉
WAITER: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir?
CUSTOMER: Can I hear the specials again?
A reader‘s letter in the times which reads as follows: Old adversaries Sir, Your obituary (Jan 19) of Mr Justice Blofeld rightly referred to his fine sense of humour. When he first sat in Winchester a barrister called Richard Bond stood up to open the first case. Mr Justice Blofeld began to stroke the white ermine on the sleeve of his High Court judge's robes as if stroking a cat. He then said with a smile: "We meet at last, Mr Bond." Sir John Royce Clifton, Bristol
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I'm on it!
And unusually I'm a middle-aged white guy so it should be really fresh
