@sydneytalkstoys
Plus size self-care enthusiast and toy reviewer based in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 they/them 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Enby with a vulva. wife-guy of @cassiecummings.bsky.social (who sometimes helps with reviews!) Spicy content is over on @sydneyscreams4u.bsky.social
Customers rest assured: we will never willingly use this system and will opt out as soon as it gets turned on for us.
If it ever becomes forced and they take the ability to say "no" away from us, we will do everything we can to make it as invisible and inaccessible as possible.
video thumbnail image with a colorful background and two photos of Sydney Screams holding a hot pink realistic uncut dildo. The graphic reads "Mr Hankey's Toys - El Rey". This is the cover image for Sydney's review of the XS dildo
I can't believe I haven't shared a video review of my XS El Rey by @hankeystoys.bsky.social! My wife bought for me as a gift and I'd hoped it would be a nice "boyfriend dick" but does it make the cut?
Watch my review here: youtu.be/qc0j-oYS07A
How do you all like these lovely muted spring pastels with a bit of copper shimmer? ❤️
Drops tomorrow Thursday March 12 @ 20:00/8pm CET/3pm EST
(US residents: Please note daylight savings! Drop is happening at 3pm instead of the usual 2pm EST)
All Extra Soft firmness
video thumbnail image with a colorful background and two photos of Sydney Screams holding a hot pink realistic uncut dildo. The graphic reads "Mr Hankey's Toys - El Rey". This is the cover image for Sydney's review of the XS dildo
I can't believe I haven't shared a video review of my XS El Rey by @hankeystoys.bsky.social! My wife bought for me as a gift and I'd hoped it would be a nice "boyfriend dick" but does it make the cut?
Watch my review here: youtu.be/qc0j-oYS07A
thumbnail image for Sydney Screams' video review of Fantasy Grove's semi-realistic model, Daybreak. The image has a photo of watermelon slices in the background, slightly blurred with two photos of Sydney Screams holding the watermelon near-clear silicone toy in their hand. The image reads "Fantasy Grove - Daybreak"
Daybreak by @fantasygrove.bsky.social is one of my favorite dildos for both solo use and partner play. That swell on the shaft is just *delicious*
Watch my review here: youtu.be/REt8PkBniMM
photo of dual shafted fantasy dildo, Seth by Master4Fancy, held by Sydney Screams with both shafts pressed together
photo of fantasy dildo, Seth, by Master4Fancy, held to the side to show the curves and textures of the dual shafts
photo of Seth by Master4Fancy, a dual shafted fantasy dildo. This is the Natural coloration, which features shimmery copper, blue, red and black
photo of Seth by Master4Fancy, held in the left hand of BBW MILF Sydney Screams, a plus size sex toy reviewer. The silicone fantasy dildo is a dual shafted dildo with a grindable base
my first toy from @master4fancy.bsky.social is also my first double shafted dildo, and the experience was delicious!
read my full review here: sydneyscreams.com/master4fancy...
video thumbnail that has a sudsy pink background with two photos of Sydney Screams holding a size small Centaur Horse Dildo by Sinnovator. The thumbnail is the cover photo for Sydney's review. The image reads "Sinnovator - Centaur Horse"
When my wife said "damn, that's a whole lotta dick", I felt that. Come see why we both agree that Sinnovator's Centaur Horse Dildo is a LOT to handle!
Watch my review here: youtu.be/NcxPbrwc7q0
photo of size small, medium firmness Sir Gawain by Twilight Meadow Creations, held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams
photo of Twilight Meadow Creations' fisting dildo, Sir Gawain. The dildo is made with platinum cure silicone and is available in 4 sizes. Sydney is holding a size small
photo of hand shaped dildo, Sir Gawain by Twilight Meadow Creations. The dildo is a realistic armor clad fist made with platinum cure silicone
photo of Twilight Meadow Creations fantasy dildo, Sir Gawain, held in the left hand of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams.
2026 is a year of firsts! this week, it comes in the shape of a fist-shaped dildo: Sir Gawain the Gallant Knight by @twilightmeadowcreations.com
read my review here: sydneyscreams.com/twilight-mea...
thumbnail image for a youtube video. background is swirling rainbow colors. there are two photos of plus size sex toy reviewer Sydney Screams holding a red dildo. The graphic reads "Tantus - Fido". This is the thumbnail for Sydney's review of the silicone dildo on YouTube
if you're already using XL toys but haven't tried any fantasy toys, @tantus.bsky.social Fido is a great introduction to horizontal texture and knotting
watch my review here: youtu.be/39rr4ReUDXE
photo of the contents of a care package from Peepshow Toys to Sydney Screams. There are two new in box vibrators: a bullet vibrator and a mid-size magic wand vibrator. In front of the boxes is a suction cup thigh harness
photo of the Xara Toys Fiend bullet vibrator held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
photo of Xara Toys Speed Wand held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
photo of the Pipedream Body Dock Lap Strap suction cup dildo mount and thigh harness, held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
ahh check out this care package from @peepshowtoys.bsky.social 😍
I am so stoked for the suction cup thigh harness omg - it's been on my radar for a minute so I'm looking forward to reviewing it for ya'll
Creating the air element was my pleasure and there are so many more designs to come.
FOLLOW and REPOST for a chance to win a Twilight Meadow Creations gift card! 💖
18+ ONLY!
1st prize is a 1500 SEK gift card (approx. $162/€140)
2nd prize is a 500 SEK gift card (approx. $54/€47)
For every 300 reposts, we add another prize!
Winners will be drawn March 16 8pm CET
Good luck! 🍀
Heads up to any stores using Shopify! Feeding all products into AI is NOT ok!
Please share as much as possible so stores know to disable this "feature" theyre forcing on everyone.
Customs poured on Tuesday for shipping today!
Customs poured on Tuesday for shipping today!
Super soft, Gravel the Goblin strokers!
Happy Humpday everyone!
We will be doing our release drop preview in about an hour around 12PM ET, with pictures of everything in this small drop all together!
But we are already deep into customs and shipping, trying to get everything ready for their journey home today! 😁
We've got a drop tonight and it's preview time! Feel free to ask sizes and firmness, and if something catches your eye come by the drop at 8p edt!
Let's start with Dryad's Wands!
We've remastered our Growler Wereable to refine its features and provide a better base for use with a strap-on harness!
www.primalhardwere.com/product/WG
HOT pastel rainbows fresh outta the oven 🌈🌈🌈
#sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #silicone
A hand-drawn Jagwar as a 2/2 Mutant token made my @Turn1proxy.bsky.social
Received this STUNNING Mutant token from @turn1proxy.bsky.social featuring Jagwar! I'll never be normal about this 😖💕
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A couple more cosmic whale sharks for drop this Friday! ✨🌌🦈
And Now time for our small drop preview for the release of Gravel and the Owlbear!
The drop will happen at the usual time of 6PM ET, on the 12th of March! 😁
Near Clear 31
1. Grimforge
2. Blue Siren
3. Maven
4. Kobold Duckies
New model available now on my website!
The hippogriff, chonky and alil strange a mix of equine and avian looking for some play 🫢
Available for £250 plus one owed model to me 🥰
Medium Direwolf, Super soft custom, Full Marble of Red Thermo, and Blood Red!
They’re so pretty!!!!
Omg, I LOVE this batch so much.
These are in 00-40 hybrid soft/medium firmness.
We’ve got close to 220 new toys going up this Saturday, you don’t want to miss it!
It’s Hump Day, and everyone always focuses on the humping.
But if you ask a wolf like me, I think the best part is when the humping stops and the knot locks in.
Then again… you could always find out for yourself. 🐺🪢😏
photo of the contents of a care package from Peepshow Toys to Sydney Screams. There are two new in box vibrators: a bullet vibrator and a mid-size magic wand vibrator. In front of the boxes is a suction cup thigh harness
photo of the Xara Toys Fiend bullet vibrator held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
photo of Xara Toys Speed Wand held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
photo of the Pipedream Body Dock Lap Strap suction cup dildo mount and thigh harness, held in the left hand of Sydney Screams
ahh check out this care package from @peepshowtoys.bsky.social 😍
I am so stoked for the suction cup thigh harness omg - it's been on my radar for a minute so I'm looking forward to reviewing it for ya'll
Ohhhh these graphics are super helpful but also… holy hell, that’s a big bullet vibrator 😮😍🤩
First demolding of Hexe! #witchy #book #goodvibes
