Look ok you guys can keep using it until this administration is over I guess but after that it's time to permanently retire the term "chucklefucks"

Reminds me of this joke from The Good Place

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Ask Claude this question and if it correctly identifies you as a fuckin dork then maybe I'll buy it

It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and buddy, I’m all out of Tony Dokoupil

SNL Skit - Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley, played by Al Franken picture shows Stuart sitting in front of a mirror reciting out loud, "I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, it's whisky friday."

T.G.I.W.F.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

Kind of funny that the wife and I started watching SEARCH PARTY and THE CHAIR COMPANY at the same time, both shows about how the need for meaning and purpose, if misdirected, can destroy you and everything around you

Jesus I would love a bath bomb of inclusion and warmth. Where can you even buy that

Amanda I trusted you

let's do another pandemic im ready to shut in and rewatch all 193 episodes of inuyasha again

I can't wait to pound my fists and scream "Lunch!" at exactly twelve noon tomorrow

the thing about comedy is that im really worried nothing will ever again be as funny to me as Space Ghost Coast to Coast

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

The sexy hockey show did all that work earning good will towards the sport with women and gay men only to have actual entitled douchebag hockey men blow that good will up by reminding us why sexy hockey show is just a fantasy.

who'd he get this time?

Man I miss Wizard

Really showing your true colors (I'm color blind btw)

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

The idea that Irish people contributed to the origins of American culture and were not relentlessly discriminated against for years is just so boneheaded